The Random Thread

[Gabag]

Denihil if your my clone we need yo get you geared up!

[JellyMuffins]

[that's a .60 calibre gun, you gun made it blow up in your hands]

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

[that's a .60 calibre gun, you gun made it blow up in your hands]

{[Ted modified it to fit four .70 caliber bullets rather than five .60's, kinda like Hellboy's Good Samaritan]}

Denihil if your my clone we need yo get you geared up!

"What the heck are you talking about? I'm not a clone, I have real parents!" DeNihil said.

[Gabag]

Well you look exactly like me all of a sudden and your in the same model armor as mine, same exact service tag.
*tosses Denihil a portable cutting laser rifle while ignoring the insult to his heritage*
Catch!

[JellyMuffins]

Jelly dives and tackles moon out of the way

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

Well you look exactly like me all of a sudden and your in the same model armor as mine, same exact service tag.
*tosses Denihil a portable cutting laser rifle while ignoring the insult to his heritage*
Catch!

"Well, maybe Moon has your teeth or something." DeNihil said, and being the bad catcher that he is, fails to grab the gun and takes it to the face.

Jelly dives and tackles moon out of the way

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKBiKoZdEnI&fmt=18 is what you listen to when fighting Ted Vorurteil, or any other Raider for that matter.

[Moonraiser]

*thanks jelly and pounces on ted before he can make another shot and pins him down making sure he cant grab any more weapons* your gonna pay for blowing up the moon!

[Gabag]

"ok your not my clone because you dont have the skills at catching, but then mine arent good either, whatever!"
*hands Denihil a shotgun and an assault rifle, taking the same issue rifle and a experimental pulse rifle with him*
"Whenever your ready to go Denihil, we need to Haul Ted away before Urban justice gets him!"

[JellyMuffins]

*strides over ans takes the Zeliska from Ted* "Now you wouldn't want to hurt anyone with this would you?"

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

Ted chuckles a little blood as a cloud of smoke passes over them. "And there goes the forests..."

DeNihil takes the guns, and puts them away for the use of his own pistols. "I'm ready."

[Gabag]

"Let's Go!"
Breaks off in a full sprint to the Ted

*fast forwards time for sake of story and for Denihil, now finally arriving at the site of Ted, moonraiser and the Jellster*

"Well well well ted... You're going to be brought to the Replicant HQ to stand trial for your crimes against everything, also you've failed, firefighting units have been dispatched to this forest already"
*watches as a Replica Heavy moves a fire hose into position and begins blasting water*

[White Wolf Guardian]

*White jumps in with a ferocity* No one hurts the Moon! *growls viciously at the conspirators*

[JellyMuffins]

"Woah! White, calm down, we caught him"  Still pinning Ted

[Gabag]

*White jumps in with a ferocity* No one hurts the Moon! *growls viciously at the conspirators*

"But we're putting out the fire AND arresting Ted, since when have I shot moonraiser, technically we're saving him from a forest fire!"

[Moonraiser]

*growls menancingly at ted with deep hatred and feels like killing him but dosn't* Im not going to kill you, Im just gonna watch as you turn.....*picks up ted and pins him against a tree* but i am actually going to make sure you turn this time instead of letting you escape and inject yourself with the antidote that keeps you from changing*smiles deviously*