The Random Thread

[Jad'Thor]

*wonders where ipod went* it tasted funny

[JellyMuffins]

*offers cooked crab to the wolves* "It tastes better than a music player, believe me."

[Jad'Thor]

*growls and eats another ipod* crab...and fish tastes bad

[JellyMuffins]

*goes out and finds an elk* "This better?"

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

Frank Keegan steps up to where Moon and Jelly are. "Welcome to Camp Navarro. So, you're the new replacement... You are out of uniform, Soldier! Where is your Power Armor!?" Frank yells at Jelly.

[Jad'Thor]

nah, mangoes FTW *eats an ipod+mango sandvich* much tastier

[JellyMuffins]

"Ummm..." *looks down at cargo pants and t-shirt* "I don't have a uniform?"

[Jad'Thor]

*activates adaptive regenerative armor and sits in a volcano* much better use for it then other things

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

"Don't have any? The truth is, you've lost an expensive piece of Army-Issue equipment. That suit is going to come out of YOUR PAY, and you will remain in this mans army until you are... five-hundred-and-ten years old, which is the number of yours it will take for YOU to pay for the Mark-II Combat Armor that YOU have lost! Report to the Armory and have a new suit issued to you, then report back to me, private! NOW GET OUT OF MY FACE AND DON'T COME BACK UNTIL YOU LOOK LIKE A SOLDIER!!"

[JellyMuffins]

"Wait... I'm getting paid?"

[Jad'Thor]

*rolls around in magma* warmmmm

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

"Wait... I'm getting paid?"

"YOU MOR-ON!! You are not to question my orders! When I say jump, YOU JUMP! When I say fight, YOU FIGHT! When I tell you to die for your country, THEN YOU WILL CERTAINLY DIE! HAVE I MADE MYSELF CLEAR!?"

[JellyMuffins]

"Anyway..." he leans in to check the army guy's name tag, "...Frank, I'm not part of your army, and I don't intend to be." He pokes Frank's nose, giggling.

[Jad'Thor]

*teleports into orbit with armor glowing white hot and throws flaming cookies down at a rock* EAT IT EAT IT EAT IT EAT IT EAT IT

[Armalite_]

*Scurries past rock* *eats cookies*