*carefully drops Denihil crab onto a mat and then rappels down to escort him to the de crabb labb (RHYME!)
Welcome to the De Crab Lab, where we will administer the antidote to your crabbiness and you'll be human once more
Two doctors working at the lab, Harmon Giftig and Asimov Molotov, approached the group. "Funny we should see you here." Asimov said, in a thick Russian accent. "Who, me?" DeCrab said. "When you were bitten by that Werewolf, we gave you a 'cure' that was designed to rid you of Lycanthropy, but rather than return you to being Human, the drug attacked and rearranged your Deoxyribonucleic acid structure." Harmon said, in a slight German accent. "What? Why do this to me?" DeCrab said. "The drug can't do what it has done to you on it's own, it needs the help of a shapeshifting condition to work. But it will not work on already transformed Lycanthropes, so we took the opportunity to begin testing immediately after you were cursed." Asimov said. "So, can he get this whole thing turned around?" Frank said. "No, the serum has fully permeated through his DNA, and if we attempted to help him, we would cause extensive and permanent damage to his body. Fortunately, he will return to his Human self between each transformation."
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