The Random Thread

[White Wolf Guardian]

*As I'm busy thinking about reaching the other side of the lake, the wind plays against me and catches the bowl in its grasp and it falls off the boat and is pushed by the power of my wake from the boat and the wind on the water back to Tyla*

[Tyla]

*Takes the bowl and proceeds to try and get food*

[White Wolf Guardian]

*Turns around* "Whhhaaaaat? Ahhhhh man" *Turns forward again and then notices a large quagmire jutting out of the water a few feet ahead* *I look sullenly at it coming* "*sigh* Well this sucks..... *BOOM*" *Flies off the boat as it explodes and lands in the water a few feet away from the other side of the land*

[Tyla]

*Tries to find a kind soul*

[White Wolf Guardian]

*after dragging myself onto shore with a few catfishes stuck in my shirt, I walk all the way around the lake back to where I started while thinking to self* "Man these would be really good to eat if I could find something to put them in and boil them up"

[Tyla]

*Looks at White* Meow!

[White Wolf Guardian]

*As I stared at Tyla again I realized I had gone a bit too far* "I'm sorry about taking your bowl... *takes out some catfish*. Wanna share these?"

[Tyla]

*Sniffs the catfish then bites it and puts it down* Meow! *Starts nomming*

[White Wolf Guardian]

*Stares at Tyla* "Um... can I borrow your bowl to put some water in and boil this catfish *holds the catfish up*"?

[Tyla]

Meow? *Nods*

[White Wolf Guardian]

"Th-anks..." *Takes the bowl and walks over to the lake and fills it up and brings it back* "Hmm.... looks like we need a fire, *goes into the woods and brings back some broken timber* *takes out a box of matches and lights it up* "Mmm, *drops catfish into bowl* time to make some good catfish"

[Tyla]

Meow! *Sniffs*

[White Wolf Guardian]

"Yikes! I almost forgot ^^;" *Takes the catfish out of the simmering water and flips out butterfly knife* "I have to gut it and clean out the waste products and the intestines so we can make sure the food is sanitary" *Cleans out the gunk and finishes by chopping off the head* "OKAY! Now it's ready for cooking" *Sets it down carefully inside* "Now if we time it just right, it will cook nicely and you can pick the skeleton out perfectly intact so you don't swallow any small bones"

[Tyla]

Meow? *Stares and sniffs as the proud red flames burn brightly and gracefully, heating the dish and the contents within*

[White Wolf Guardian]

*Pets hungry looking kitty* "You know I would worry about yourself, eating bones and all that other bad stuff in that catfish you've been nomming on, you might want me to clean it up and boil it too *holds out offering hand*"