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Offline Gabag

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #20130 on: August 30, 2009, 09:03:34 PM »
*noms on everyone trying to kill each other*

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #20131 on: August 30, 2009, 09:12:04 PM »
*Slams Chrono in the face with a Stillson wrench for no apparent reason, then shows Gabag the post he should be replying to*

Ted tried to steady his aim, he only had five bullets left, and he didn't want to miss. "Say goodbye... mutie."  In his madness and unwillingness to give up, Ted attempted to shoot Gabag in the head while he opened the hatch, but before he could, a stiletto mysteriously materialized in mid-air and stabbed Ted in the back. The poisons on the blade made him numb, he turned around to see the dark mask of Tom Chalmers' Vague suit before he blacked out. Tom dragged Ted off-site while in stealth mode, and Stephen Garrett was nowhere to be found. "Glad that's over. Now we just need to wait for Frank to get back here with that cure, ey John?" Mike said, giving John a friendly slap on the back. "I'm not so sure about getting the cure, Mike." John looked away from Mike, though he felt much better in his company than Ted's. "John, you can't honestly know for sure that there isn't a cure." Mike said. "It's not that..." John looked at Mike. "I want to stay like this." John said, hesitantly. "No, you can't! I mean, it's not like I have a problem with it, but..." Mike said, trying as hard as possible not to offend. "I understand you don't want me to make this decision, but I will endure." John stood up and looked at Gabag. "If you've lasted through all the things people could throw at you, I can too."

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #20132 on: August 30, 2009, 09:17:07 PM »
Ted tried to steady his aim, he only had five bullets left, and he didn't want to miss. "Say goodbye... mutie."  In his madness and unwillingness to give up, Ted attempted to shoot Gabag in the head while he opened the hatch, but before he could, a stiletto mysteriously materialized in mid-air and stabbed Ted in the back. The poisons on the blade made him numb, he turned around to see the dark mask of Tom Chalmers' Vague suit before he blacked out. Tom dragged Ted off-site while in stealth mode, and Stephen Garrett was nowhere to be found. "Glad that's over. Now we just need to wait for Frank to get back here with that cure, ey John?" Mike said, giving John a friendly slap on the back. "I'm not so sure about getting the cure, Mike." John looked away from Mike, though he felt much better in his company than Ted's. "John, you can't honestly know for sure that there isn't a cure." Mike said. "It's not that..." John looked at Mike. "I want to stay like this." John said, hesitantly. "No, you can't! I mean, it's not like I have a problem with it, but..." Mike said, trying as hard as possible not to offend. "I understand you don't want me to make this desicion, but I will endure." John stood up and looked at Gabag. "If you've lasted through all the things people could throw at you, I can too."

(fine jeez i'll respond to it!)

Not noticing Ted get owned hilariously, Gabag takes one last look at John, then starts walking away. "I must leave now, before your squad comes for my head, good luck in your life, John..."

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #20133 on: August 30, 2009, 09:21:20 PM »
*Laps at some milk*

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #20134 on: August 30, 2009, 09:57:44 PM »
*slurps up some milk and looks up a tyla with a face coated in milk*

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #20135 on: August 30, 2009, 09:59:26 PM »
*Looks at Moon disgusted* MY MILK!

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #20136 on: August 30, 2009, 10:29:09 PM »
*whimpers and turns away dejectedly*

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #20137 on: August 30, 2009, 11:05:02 PM »
*Gives Moon beer in a bowl*

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #20138 on: August 30, 2009, 11:08:20 PM »
Oh no, no no no, beer isn't good for you, not at all.
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #20139 on: August 30, 2009, 11:17:47 PM »
I would be inclined to disagree just to watch a drunken wolfy but... those eyes are... so kyute!

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #20140 on: August 30, 2009, 11:22:53 PM »
Ahh, so I've hypnotized you :P
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #20141 on: August 30, 2009, 11:31:27 PM »
*Hugs Philly tightly* It's a shame I can't make you a living plushie!

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #20142 on: August 30, 2009, 11:36:19 PM »
My plushie died a couple days ago :'(

He doesn't bark anymore...
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #20143 on: August 30, 2009, 11:50:23 PM »
I'm sure you can fix him!

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #20144 on: August 30, 2009, 11:56:30 PM »
But he's 12 years old!  I got him at a build a bear workshop.  I dropped him and his voicebox is now completely smashed :(
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