The Random Thread

[Lumi]

Ehh?? umm Tyla whatcha doing?

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

The slobber simply rolls off the Permaflex like plastic beads, John gives an exasperated look at Moon, and Tom Chalmers sticks his foot out in front of Moon while cloaked.

[Tyla]

I shackled Moon's hindpaws!

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

So, Tom tripped him while Moon wasn't moving at all, just by sticking his foot out in front of him. Tom's that good.

[Gabag]

*tackles moon off of Grimsy, without hitting the wee lil' khiten*
NO ONE TACKLES GRIMSY

I'll stomp you Isaac Clarke style if you just killed my Serious Portion of the Random Thread.

oh puh lease you wont have it killed
*rewinds timeline so Gabag is confronting John whos now a prawn*
also Isaac Clarke
didnt pull a John 117
no one can destroy a super weapon twice, wipe out an entire race, AND shatter a space borne alliance cept him

[Tyla]

I can. *Blows up two nukes*

[Moonraiser]

*whines and tries to get up but hind paws are shackled to floor so I start to howl sadly*

[Tyla]

*Undoes the shackles*

[Moonraiser]

yay*licks tyla on the face then runs around freely*

[Lumi]

Tyla stop destroying the world!

[Tyla]

B...buut.... meow... *Runs off sobbing*

[Lumi]

*Pets Tyla* sorry  :'(
but no more nukes ok?

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

Tom takes out a combat knife and flips it in the air and grabs the very tip of the blade, then throws it at Stephen, who shoots the knife with a sniper rifle, deflecting it towards Ted, who fires a rubber grenade at the knife, bouncing it over to Mike, who uses machingun on the edges of the knife to bend it's course over to John, who fires a double-shotgun burst at the knife, knocking it over to Frank, who catches the blade-end of the knife with the open end of a glass bottle of Everclear.

[Moonraiser]

*hugs and pets tyla* it is ok.....

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

Tom takes out a combat knife and flips it in the air and grabs the very tip of the blade, then throws it at Stephen, who shoots the knife with a sniper rifle, deflecting it towards Ted, who fires a rubber grenade at the knife, bouncing it over to Mike, who uses machingun on the edges of the knife to bend it's course over to John, who fires a double-shotgun burst at the knife, knocking it over to Frank, who catches the blade-end of the knife with the open end of a glass bottle of Everclear.

Suddenly, an Imperial Guard from Cyrodil attacks Regulator Squad, "Am I supposed to be impressed!?" he said.