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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #19815 on: August 23, 2009, 07:50:07 AM »
Frank heard Zeit blathering over the Regulator comm channel, "Stay out of my channel." he ordered, and fried Zeit's comm device with a High voltage discharge through the radiowaves. The Poleepkwa holding Frank shook him up a bit and just then the one soldier that was previously knocked out got up and attempted to stab the alien in the back with a combat knife, Frank promptly unholstered a nickel plated M1911 pistol and put a tungsten bullet in the soldier's forehead. A few refugees witnessed this selfless act and rejoiced, all until more MNU troops arrived by helicopter, then they carefully walked back to their homes, except for the two that were already with Keegan. "You better explain yourself, this a restricted area and you are not authorized clearance." an MNU field sergeant said, giving a hand signal to have his men ready their weapons.

Mike fashioned a crude translation speaker, made out of spare parts from a French Gasmask and a Ham Radio, made specifically for Poleepkwa Physiology. "Wear this like any Respirator, and it should translate any words you speak to Domparadan." John put the mask on and took a deep breath, "Th... thanks, Mike." a synthesized voice spoke out through the machine, "So, can you tell us what happened before you turned into this Prawn?" John sighed at Teds continuing intolerance. "I can, and stop calling me a Prawn." John snapped back, "Fine, John, I'll stop. I'm sorry calling you a nasty ol' Prawn." Ted 'apologized,' devoid of compassion. "Furthermore, I want you to stop calling all of us Prawns." John instructed, "Excuse me!?" Ted exclaimed, "You can go right ahead and keep calling us Non-Humans, because that's what we are, but we are not Prawns, thus we do not wish to be labeled as such..." John said, now forrowing his eyebrow. "Non-Human isn't specific enough." Ted proclaimed, shaking his head. "You mean it's not derogatory enough for you, is that it?" John was now bristling, both in his anger and on his skin. He now knew what it was like to be on the receiving end of such levels of bigotry, and felt genuinely betrayed by one of his best friends. "You could put it that way." Ted's eyes narrow, as did John's. The tension was virtually thick enough to cut with a knife.


"Slavery is against the Law, I'm here to uphold the Law." Frank said. "Freedom from Slavery is recognized as a Human right. These things are not Human, so they don't deserve rights." the Field Officer said, gesturing to the aliens next to Frank. "This area and it's inhabitants are now under my protection, so take a hike, and don't come back." Frank ordered, "And if we do some back?" the Field Officer asked, "Then I'll have you, and everyone else under your command, sent to Dachau, where you'll get stuck in a crematorium. Alive." Frank threatened, "What!? You can't... take away our rights!" The man said, in disbelief. Frank sighed, and pulled a radio up to his mouth and spoke into it. "This is Obersturmbannführer Frank Keegan, requesting immediate transport of unruly military personnel from District 9 to Dachau concentration facility number..." - "Alright, men we're leaving." the man said, hastily walking to the nearby chopper. "Too many people died here, you don't get to walk away." Frank pointed his gun at the Field Officer, "Look, I'm sorry for all the damage I have caused, just let us go!" he pleaded, "'Sorry' doesn't help your victims." Frank pulled the trigger and downed the Field Officer with one shot, the five other soldiers put their hands up, expecting mercy, then Frank executed them all, with one bullet each...

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #19816 on: August 23, 2009, 12:52:42 PM »
curse you hurricane bill and my lack of bus fare for work!!!
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #19817 on: August 23, 2009, 01:33:24 PM »
Zeit stopped laughing long enough to stand up and look at Frank taking down a group of soldiers. Since he wasn't called out for another assignment, he decided to make an idiot of himself. he cupped his hands over his mouth and yelled out "Frank's in trouble, Frank's in trouble~" before running off into the chemical lab.
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #19818 on: August 23, 2009, 08:29:21 PM »
*eats some birthday cake*
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #19819 on: August 24, 2009, 12:19:31 AM »
Frank took aim at Zeit with his M1911 pistol, but then finally decided not to shoot him. He then felt another tap on his shoulder, but this time he could tell the surprise would at least be a pleasant one. Before him stood two Poleepkwa, still the same ones that were here with Frank before. They gave their hands out to Frank, and he gladly accepted the gesture and shook them. "Thank you, kind Human. You have shown us hope for the possibility of a peaceful coexistence with Humankind." said the battered refugee, who held it's injured side the whole while, the site of the wound appeared to be where one of it's limbs -similar to the limbs on the mesothorax of any small insect- was torn off during his beating in the street. "All in a days work for me, the name's Frank Keegan." Strangely, Frank came here no knowledge of the Poleepkwa language, and now he could understand it perfectly. "I thank you again, Frank Keegan. The Humans simply call me Walter, and he is called Russell."  "It's nice to make your acquaintance, Walter and Russell." Just then, they heard what sounded like gunfire coming from the chemical lab. "I'm sorry, but I gotta go now." After being thanked by the Poleepkwa refugees, Frank reloaded the ammunition for his M1911 pistol before chasing Zeit into the chemical lab, where he also hoped he would find some kind of cure for John. "This day will be marked in history as the day we were liberated, and commemorate the 'Solitude Regulator,' Frank Keegan, as a man of discernment and valiance." Russell declared, and someday his words would be emulated on a memorial point in the location of old District 9, written in Poleekwan and many of the major Human languages, further signifying the unity of the two species.

"You know, Ted, John could already best you in Hand-to-hand combat when he was still Human... I don't think you want to mess with him now." Mike said, trying to keep this conflict from escalating. "That's how you all think, whenever a Non-Human lashes out it's claws or bares it's teeth, you cower before your all too inferior foe, but I'm not afraid of my enemies. I stand where I stand, no excuses, no backing away. I don't let the intimidation factor that every Non-Human employs into their savage attacks against Man, and I certainly won't stop to think about it before I jam a fireaxe into their bodies." Ted crosses his arms and leans his back against an Anaesthetic machine. "Ok, so you've proven your point, now let's say that Non-Humans are indeed inferior, and should be treated as such." Mike proposed, "Alright, let's 'say' that they're inferior, now what?" Ted replied, agreeing to play along. "John, while he may now be a Poleepkwa inside and out, is still himself. So, give me one good reason as to why you are treating him like dirt." Mike inquired, taking a step towards Ted. "Honestly? I'll give you THREE good reasons, for the fun of it. One; he's content with the changes on his body, indicating Misanthropy. Two; he refers to the other Prawns as 'us,' indicating Indoctrination. Three; his chitinous skin bristles when agitated, indicating Animalism." He finished off with a quick stab in the thigh with an auto-injector filled with Atropine by itself. The effects of the chemicals that Ted often handles are very long lasting and cumulative, causing him to suffer chronic neurological damage, and further Nervous system related complications if untreated, however the constant use of Atropine used to treat the damage is also causing other problems, like dizziness, nausea, blurred vision, loss of balance, and photophobia. That's certainly better than suffering the preliminary biological effects of Nerve agents, then becoming comatose and suffocating as a consequence of convulsive spasms, then dying of sheer exhaustion alone. Ted is willing to prolong his own suffering, just to see others suffer beneath him.
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #19820 on: August 24, 2009, 12:56:00 AM »
Lumbering next to Ted and Mike in his Dreadnaught exoskeleton. "I figured the twin combat claws, double barrel flamethrower, and the bolt cannon were a bit much, but then I realized i'm part machine now, and the best part of it is, I can do everything I wanted to do to Ted!" Gabag exclaimed excitedly, spinning the flamethrower hand's four 'fingers' in the 'hand'

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #19821 on: August 24, 2009, 01:12:41 AM »
Zeit was just looking around the chemical lab, picking up assorted vials and putting them into armored compartments of his suit. He then caught Frank out of the corner of his eye and grinned. "I know you want to shoot, but I have at least half the vials in this lab...so killing me has a 50/50 chance of destroying whatever hope John has left. But to be perfectly honest, it was funny to see you surrounded and not fire a single bullet" he stated with a smirk
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #19822 on: August 24, 2009, 01:31:57 AM »
Is in the chemical lab wondering where he is...

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #19823 on: August 24, 2009, 02:09:19 AM »
"What do you want with these chems? I highly doubt Isaac or any of the Subjugators would want anything to do with this Non-Human tech." Frank said to Zeit, his gun held at his waist.

"And you, you're even worse! Let me guess, you were one of the inept grunts who couldn't build up his combat expertise quick enough, so then resorted to strength and speed enhancers, but that wasn't enough, was it? No, not nearly enough! You NEEDED more stimulant packages to keep your rapidly degenerating body from falling to, SOMEHOW, even more useless tatters, then you found out something 'Hey, how about I inject myself with Hyper-evolutionary virus to make myself a decent warrior! And then stuff whatever is left of my might-as-well-be-dead body into a highly resilient battlesuit so I won't keep getting picked apart because I CAN'T FIGHT MY BATTLES!!' Then after you got the operation done, you went off the battle, impressed the commander, who had just overlooked the fact that you cheated the class tests with an Automated answering system put into your EMPTY braincase, and the field tests with custom weaponry that always fails to fail, no matter how much of a FAILURE the user is himself! And finally, to willingly toss your God-Given body away for that of a combat-ready machine is both distasteful and weak. I would spit upon you, but not only is spitting a dirty habit, but it's a waste of fluids, especially if I were to spit on something the average person would call an IT!!!" Ted proclaimed loudly, seemingly in one or two breaths, and at the last utterance he pounded his index finger on Gabag's torso area. "Ted really knows no bounds when it comes to insulting the people he doesn't like..." Stephen murmured

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #19824 on: August 24, 2009, 02:15:17 AM »
I am tired D:
I can't get you off my mind
But it's okay,
Because I don't want you out of it. <3 :)

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #19825 on: August 24, 2009, 02:17:52 AM »
"mmmm I beg to differ, for you see I was a very very proud soldier of Domiparadu, I even graduated from the top military academics, and inept grunt? Is that what you call yourself now, I think it's rather fitting Ted, no I was not inept, for if I was, I would be dead, and I dont seek to impress the Lords, I seek to do my duty, I didn't ask for the parasite to be inserted into me, Isaac chose US because he felt we were the only ones who could HANDLE such a responsibility of being taunted, insulted, and frowned upon by the top of the brass, but then their own troops are jokes, while time and time again WE prove ourselves more then ready for any engagement, my limbs dont rot off contrary to popular belief they rather stay attached to me, as for the Deadnaught Shell? It's a temporary confinement while my body stiches up what would be to your normal human selves, a fatal wound..." Grabbing Issac with one of the claws and readying to crush him he finishes

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #19826 on: August 24, 2009, 03:52:00 AM »
"Alright... I got some carefully placed words for you." Ted reached behind himself at his lumbar curve and pulled out a Pfeifer Zeliska .600 Nitro Express revolver, "Suck on this!" and as he said that, he got a tic in his neck, which disturbingly made him appear insane, though it was more-that-likely symptom of neurological damage. Suddenly, before he could manage to fire the first round, Ted nearly dropped the gun as something smashed into Gabag's Deadnaught, Ted looked up and saw John pounding on the massive battlesuit. "Why are you helping me, after all the things I said??" Ted questioned, firing at what could be semi-exposed Hydraulic fluid lines in the elbow of Gabag's holding arm. "You're the biggest jerk I've ever met, Ted, but that doesn't mean I'll let you get crushed to death by some other jerk!" John said from behind the Gabag, between the two exhaust pipes on his back. "Well, that's nice." Ted shrugged, already reloading five rounds of ammunition within the barely failing grip of the Deadnaught. John, using his newfound strength, would attempt to pry off Gabag's armor, sheet by sheet. The others... well, they just watched the fight, not cheering or booing.

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #19827 on: August 24, 2009, 04:00:38 AM »
"Ahhh the one who has realized what it's like to be taunted, to be hated, finally someone knows what I face everyday in this accursed Triumvirate, with people like Ted here believing they can push me around because I do not share the skin of a human" before losing grip on ted, he throws him aside, very far. Facing the new Prawn, he shoots some fire out of his flamethrower.

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #19828 on: August 24, 2009, 04:14:29 AM »
*getting tired of this pointless fight, shinzuu knocks gabag over a slams a fist into his face and knocks him out. then, dodges an incoming shot from anthro and closes the distance in a second and knocks hiim out with a force palm to the heart. he then drags the two out and bows to the onlookers before he tosses them into the back of lone-wolf's truck as he drives off*

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #19829 on: August 24, 2009, 04:17:47 AM »
*hasnt been injured due to the fact HES IN A GIANT ROBOT SUIT!*
wait since when did Lone say he was in a truck?
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