The Random Thread

[Moonraiser]

*looks at the rifle and automatically knows what it is* .30 calibur M1903 Springfield

Post Merge: August 21, 2009, 05:22:10 AM*then without warning my body starts to shake and I start changing much faster that normal due to increased metabolism* ugggghhhh...ummm....gabag...something is wrong......

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

"We're going to need a miracle to undo this wrong!" Ted yells, setting up some more medical equipment, albeit in more malicious forms than Mike's. "Ted, I don't think John needs these quite yet." Mike says, "And why not!? He got turned into this... this THING, and will likely get sent to a Subjugator Internment camp if we don't continue with the operation!" Now Ted is slightly hysterical. "I'm not going to lose my friend, not to those Prawns and their poisons!" Ted continues, powering up a Radiation laser, designed to kill cancerous tissue. "He's still John on the inside, Ted! You could learn their language, though you wouldn't be able to speak it yourself, John would understand you!" Mike suggests an alternative, "It's just not the same, Mike... he's not the same." Ted prepares other equipment, all the while John looks at the two argue, worriedly.

[Gabag]

"You appear to have progressed to Stage 4, completely skipping Stage 3, fascinating, dont worry too much, once your in Stage 5, you should be progressing at a noarmal speed, but just in case..."

*injects moon with a little antidote, slowing the virus down*
"there, it should be at a normal pace right now, metabolism or not"
Writes down his notes for the knowledge of firearms

"Now your body should be able to create ammunition for that gun your holding, try to force that ammo out of your mouth"

[Chrono Blackwyng]

"We're going to need a miracle to undo this wrong!" Ted yells, setting up some more medical equipment, albeit in more malicious forms than Mike's. "Ted, I don't think John needs these quite yet." Mike says, "And why not!? He got turned into this... this THING, and will likely get sent to a Subjugator Internment camp if we don't continue with the operation!" Now Ted is slightly hysterical. "I'm not going to lose my friend, not to those Prawns and their poisons!" Ted continues, powering up a Radiation laser, designed to kill cancerous tissue. "He's still John on the inside, Ted! You could learn their language, though you wouldn't be able to speak it yourself, John would understand you!" Mike suggests an alternative, "It's just not the same, Mike... he's not the same." Ted prepares other equipment, all the while John looks at the two argue, worriedly.

~Their ear-comms crackle as a monotonous voice booms in~ "Zeit-Drache has been re-assigned to the D9 sector for 'insurance' "

[Gabag]

(Stop ruining things in District 9 for me please, I have yet to see it and i want to see it!)

[VampireShai™]

*Jumps out and randomly sings the Star Spangled Banner*

[Moonraiser]

*creates bullets and coughs them out of mouth and stares at them and starts to feel faint* I usually used to transformations but this one is just too weird......

[VampireShai™]

MY MOM IS A HERO!

[Gabag]

"Light headedness is a side effect of Stage # 3 and 4, you'll get used to it"
Handing moon a pistol a,d watching it disappear in his palm and arm
"Interesting, your in Stage 5, so that pistol you absorbed can now be recreated at any possible moment of your choice, but you can only asorb small weapons and only a few at a time"
Writes that down.
"Ok Moon, now recreate that pistol, and fire on the same target please, and it wont be held like a normal gun, it'll be like an extension to your body"

[VampireShai™]

Why do you guys talk about the most stupidest things, EVER?

[Gabag]

why do you constantly call things i view interesting stupid
is it my delivery, my demeanor that makes it stupid?
or is it the whole subject itself... too thought out and randomly executed that makes it stupid?

also I would like to know why your mother is a Hero, since your telling the world at large.

[Chrono Blackwyng]

Why do you guys talk about the most stupidest things, EVER?

So says the girl who screamed "Ima bring sexeh back"

[Moonraiser]

"We're going to need a miracle to undo this wrong!" Ted yells, setting up some more medical equipment, albeit in more malicious forms than Mike's. "Ted, I don't think John needs these quite yet." Mike says, "And why not!? He got turned into this... this THING, and will likely get sent to a Subjugator Internment camp if we don't continue with the operation!" Now Ted is slightly hysterical. "I'm not going to lose my friend, not to those Prawns and their poisons!" Ted continues, powering up a Radiation laser, designed to kill cancerous tissue. "He's still John on the inside, Ted! You could learn their language, though you wouldn't be able to speak it yourself, John would understand you!" Mike suggests an alternative, "It's just not the same, Mike... he's not the same." Ted prepares other equipment, all the while John looks at the two argue, worriedly.

ok enough with this "THING"stuff."*wets sharp canine teeth with saliva* I am sorry that I have to do this to you but it for your own good.*jumps onto Ted and bites into his flesh then jumps off and heads back to gabag and creates a gun and shoots at target again with pinpoint accuracy still*

[VampireShai™]

Because
And DONT GET OFFENSIVE
I'll fight back with my female powers.

[Gabag]

Why do you guys talk about the most stupidest things, EVER?

So says the girl who screamed "Ima bring sexeh back"

no no dont stoop to insults please! I mean we're supposed to be nice people here!
I for one believe an intelligent question followed up by an intelligent answer.. is the more reasonable approach to this obstacle in our pursuit of joy and wonderful merriment.

but seriously though.. why is your mom a hero? (because you said she was a hero and I am curious)