The Random Thread

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

"I'm not kidding, Ted, Magnuson contracted a mutagen at D9, we attempted to fix it, but... the change sped up while operating, and now I think John is no more." Mike looked down in shame, his attempts at medical procedures have never failed before. "J... John?" Ted spoke up, almost in anger. The Poleepkwa slowly nodded, subtly fearful. "My God..." Said Ted, eyes wide behind the mask.

Chalmers escaped District 9 and began making his way to Mike's position by use of a Global Triangulation System inside his helmet visor. Vocal contact on stealth missions is prohibited.

[Gabag]

*takes the lemonade and gulps it down* man doing alot of howling can really make ya thirsty

dangit Chrono found the Ruse

enjoy the Obliteratetor  Virus Moon!

[Chrono Blackwyng]

*changes back to regular demon dragon, and pulls out a giant black bar, propping it up against Shai* your too sexy for censors....sorry sis

[VampireShai™]

Well YOU GOT THAT RIGHT *Walks away*

[Moonraiser]

*takes the lemonade and gulps it down* man doing alot of howling can really make ya thirsty

dangit Chrono found the Ruse

enjoy the Obliteratetor  Virus Moon!

ahhhck fool do you know what you have done.......any virus at all is converted into a human gene killing virus by my werewolf immune system.........and now I will change into full wolf and not even be able to speak human anymore......welll at least I will be a wolf......but I wont be able to talk human anymore and cant change back to anthro form for a long time......*falls onto the ground and morphs into a pure wolf*

[Gabag]

well this isnt any normal virus, it actually makes you an effective soldier
here i'll get the symptoms

 Stage 1

No obvious effects but the victim is a carrier and can spread the disease to others.
Stage 2

The carrier now finds themselves to be more at home with weapons, his aim increases and the gun sits more naturally in his hands.
Stage 3

The carrier, now becoming more of a victim, finds themselves merging with their weaponry if they hold it for long enough. They also start to generate ammunition for the weapon they are holding, a most disturbing development.
Stage 4

The victim is now in the very throes of Obliteratorhood, with their armour no longer being able to be removed and seems to be able to repair itself. They also find their movement to be impaired and their joints rearrange and meld with the metal of their armour and weapons.
Stage 5

By now, the victim finds they can absorb small weapons such as knives and pistols and then recreate them at their own will, but only in small numbers at a time. Their sanity is also impaired by now.
Stage 6

The victims' very flesh is now made into a daemonic melding of metal and skin which adds to their armour and allows the absorption of many more complex weapons. They no longer look like humans as their body has bulged in places where weapons have been absorbed.
Stage 7

The body increases in strength and fortitude in an attempt to counter the ever increasing weight of the body. This makes them terrifying opponents in close combat.
Stage 8

The victim can now create things other than weapons, including bionic limbs and organs. Their original body flesh and daemonic metal are no longer distinguishable.
Stage 9

The final stage sees the creature as a fully fledged Obliterator and can use the heaviest of weapons in order to destroy its enemies.

[Moonraiser]

*face palms self towards gabag with paw since even beneficial viruses do the same thing to self*

[Gabag]

*face palms self towards gabag with paw since even beneficial viruses do the same thing to self*

Doctor Gabag reaches for his package of syringes, and reaches for his 'werewolf reversal syndrome' disease and inject it into Moon, watching him go back to anthro, and seeing him go into STAGE 2 of the Obliterator Virus

"Mission accomplished!"

[Armalite_]

...you guys talking about H1N1?

[Gabag]

...you guys talking about H1N1?

Nope
im talking about a virus that allows you to take in weapons then recreate them at will
essentially becoming a living rifle or blade

[Moonraiser]

*face palms self towards gabag with paw since even beneficial viruses do the same thing to self*

Doctor Gabag reaches for his package of syringes, and reaches for his 'werewolf reversal syndrome' disease and inject it into Moon, watching him go back to anthro, and seeing him go into STAGE 2 of the Obliterator Virus

"Mission accomplished!"

 *goes to hug gabag and lick his face but feels the obliterator virus go into effect*

[Armalite_]

Oh so like in Terminator 3.

[Gabag]

dont worry i have the cure... i just wanna see what happens when an anthro reaches Stage Nine

It's a science experiment and nothing can go wrong, for we're in the controlled environment and everyone else has been given gas masks
*puts his gasmask on so as to not be infected*
Right now your going into stage 2 so your weapon control should be almost natural
*hands moon a pistol he prob never used before*
shoot that target over there, at 100 yards away please
*takes out a clipboard and prepares his notes*
Also moonraiser the anti Werewolf virus should allow you to speak like a normal Anthro, so need to pull this feral stuff anymore

[Moonraiser]

*holds the pistol in front of self and fires at the target hitting it directly at bullseye* whoa I have never heald a gun before and I just did that........

[Gabag]

*writes down the effects of mutation*
Ok now follow me please
*leads moonraiser to a shack full of weapons*
Stage 2 says your more at home with weapons
*picks up a rifle and shows it to moon*
care to tell me what caliber of rifle this is please?