The Furry Forums would like to place cookies on your computer to help us make this website better. To find out more about the cookies, see our privacy notice.
To accept the cookie click here, or please login or register.

Author Topic: The Random Thread  (Read 4220304 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline ¿ Jesse Pawman ?

  • SILENCE! I BAN YOU!
  • Zoomorphic Zebra
  • **********
  • awards Top 100 Most Online This user has been a forum member for over 10 years Top 50 Topic Starter Top 10 Poster
  • Posts: 11215
  • Gender: Male
  • purrrrrrr...... here, have a cowlick :3
    • My blog.
    • Awards
  • Species: human
  • Height: six foot one inch
  • Build: round
Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #18900 on: August 18, 2009, 02:20:31 AM »
*thinks his mother is a nut*
MySpace

"when life gives you lemons, make apple juice and have the whole world wonder how you did it."- unknown


I HAVE TO CONSTANTLY REMIND MYSELF I'M A GROWNUP AND IT'S JUST THE INTERNET.

Offline Tyla

  • Zoomorphic Zebra
  • **********
  • awards This user has been a forum member for over 10 years Top 10 Poster Top 50 Most Online
  • Posts: 12375
    • Awards
Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #18901 on: August 18, 2009, 02:21:47 AM »
*Sits on Jesse*

Offline ST-84 Sahelanthropus

  • Yellow Yak
  • **********
  • awards This user has been a forum member for over 10 years Top 50 Most Online Top 50 Poster
  • Posts: 3463
  • Gender: Male
  • BetrayerOfNihil
    • Steam
    • Fur Affinity
    • Awards
  • Species: Nanotech Robot
  • Height: Usually 7ft, up to 50ft
  • Currently: A weapon to surpass... well, everything.
Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #18902 on: August 18, 2009, 02:22:59 AM »
John weakly raises his firearm, an Atchisson Assault Shotgun, and fires full auto at 300 rounds per minute, with a drum full of 32 8-gauge tungsten shots at Gabag's torso

Offline Gabag

  • Replica Soldier Mk. VII
  • Zoomorphic Zebra
  • **********
  • awards This user has been a forum member for over 10 years Top 50 Topic Starter Top 50 Most Online Top 50 Poster
  • Posts: 5432
  • Gender: Female
    • Awards
  • Species: Human (Replica Clone)
Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #18903 on: August 18, 2009, 02:24:36 AM »
*Ignoring the very very painful wound in his shoulder, the first hundred shells stopped, but eventually broke through, Gabag full on power fists John into a tree*
you know this is getting dumb, i mean we're such nice friends to kill each other

Offline Tyla

  • Zoomorphic Zebra
  • **********
  • awards This user has been a forum member for over 10 years Top 10 Poster Top 50 Most Online
  • Posts: 12375
    • Awards
Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #18904 on: August 18, 2009, 02:25:34 AM »
*Reverts back to a regular cat* I'm no kitten!

Offline ST-84 Sahelanthropus

  • Yellow Yak
  • **********
  • awards This user has been a forum member for over 10 years Top 50 Most Online Top 50 Poster
  • Posts: 3463
  • Gender: Male
  • BetrayerOfNihil
    • Steam
    • Fur Affinity
    • Awards
  • Species: Nanotech Robot
  • Height: Usually 7ft, up to 50ft
  • Currently: A weapon to surpass... well, everything.
Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #18905 on: August 18, 2009, 02:38:56 AM »
John falls limply at the base of the tree, still alive, but barely.

Offline Tyla

  • Zoomorphic Zebra
  • **********
  • awards This user has been a forum member for over 10 years Top 10 Poster Top 50 Most Online
  • Posts: 12375
    • Awards
Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #18906 on: August 18, 2009, 02:42:32 AM »
Should I help him?

Offline ST-84 Sahelanthropus

  • Yellow Yak
  • **********
  • awards This user has been a forum member for over 10 years Top 50 Most Online Top 50 Poster
  • Posts: 3463
  • Gender: Male
  • BetrayerOfNihil
    • Steam
    • Fur Affinity
    • Awards
  • Species: Nanotech Robot
  • Height: Usually 7ft, up to 50ft
  • Currently: A weapon to surpass... well, everything.
Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #18907 on: August 18, 2009, 03:24:06 AM »
Mike rushes over to John and hooks up some emergency medical equipment to him, closely monitoring his health.

"You'll get your just deserts sooner or later, mutie!" said Frank to Gabag, commenting on the infested status on his scouter.

Offline Moonraiser

  • The Nightwalker
  • Yellow Yak
  • **********
  • awards This user has been a forum member for over 10 years Top 50 Poster
  • Posts: 3423
  • Gender: Male
    • youtube
    • Awards
  • Species: Werewolf
  • Coloring: Black fur
  • Height: 6 Feet
  • Weight: 180 lbs.
  • Build: lean
Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #18908 on: August 18, 2009, 03:25:49 AM »
*sees john down on the ground being hooked up to medical equiptment* serves ya right!*blows tongue at em and walks away*

Offline Chrono Blackwyng

  • Zoomorphic Zebra
  • **********
  • awards This user has been a forum member for over 10 years Top 50 Most Online Top 50 Poster
  • Posts: 7535
  • Gender: Male
  • Cooking with mouth-fire since the dawn of time...
    • Skype
    • Steam
    • DeviantArt
    • Awards
  • Species: Shapeshifter Dragon
  • Coloring: Varies too much to put down
  • Height: 6 feet 5 inches (anthro) 40 feet 6 inches (Feral)
  • Weight: 450 lbs (compressed muscle)
  • Build: somewhat muscular yet still agile
  • Currently: Chillin', thinkin', staying up later than I should...
Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #18909 on: August 18, 2009, 03:43:25 AM »
*walks in and notices John, then looks at moon* I assume you wounded one of the Regs?
"From suffering I was born, From misery I was conceived. From the plight of Mortals I thrive, From the pits of Hell I rise, beware...... For I live.........."

"Wait, you're here for my shiny loot? I thought you were here to avenge the cattle and people I've slaughtered..."

"I may not always be a caring person, but even when I am furious, it is mostly at myself for becoming this way"
The definition of Pwn (along with examples): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fhb89V43KWc&feature=channel

Offline Gabag

  • Replica Soldier Mk. VII
  • Zoomorphic Zebra
  • **********
  • awards This user has been a forum member for over 10 years Top 50 Topic Starter Top 50 Most Online Top 50 Poster
  • Posts: 5432
  • Gender: Female
    • Awards
  • Species: Human (Replica Clone)
Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #18910 on: August 18, 2009, 03:45:25 AM »
Mike rushes over to John and hooks up some emergency medical equipment to him, closely monitoring his health.

"You'll get your just deserts sooner or later, mutie!" said Frank to Gabag, commenting on the infested status on his scouter.

I know i'll get my Deserts sooner or later, I've been waiting on that Vanilla Blizzard for YEARS!

(you know denihil this battle we're having is kinda dumb, let's just reverse time so it's like it never happened)

no that honor was mine Zeit Drache
*take's John's guns and starts polishing and cleaning them, when he's satisfied, he puts them next to the medical equipment*
There! Now when he wakes up and comes at me with a vengeance, he'll be doing so in style!

Offline Moonraiser

  • The Nightwalker
  • Yellow Yak
  • **********
  • awards This user has been a forum member for over 10 years Top 50 Poster
  • Posts: 3423
  • Gender: Male
    • youtube
    • Awards
  • Species: Werewolf
  • Coloring: Black fur
  • Height: 6 Feet
  • Weight: 180 lbs.
  • Build: lean
Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #18911 on: August 18, 2009, 03:48:21 AM »
*walks in and notices John, then looks at moon* I assume you wounded one of the Regs?
no, but I wish I did

Offline Gabag

  • Replica Soldier Mk. VII
  • Zoomorphic Zebra
  • **********
  • awards This user has been a forum member for over 10 years Top 50 Topic Starter Top 50 Most Online Top 50 Poster
  • Posts: 5432
  • Gender: Female
    • Awards
  • Species: Human (Replica Clone)
Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #18912 on: August 18, 2009, 03:49:18 AM »
I love my Regulator buddies, it's just that I love my pet even more!
*grabs Moon in a hug*
such a good boy

Offline Moonraiser

  • The Nightwalker
  • Yellow Yak
  • **********
  • awards This user has been a forum member for over 10 years Top 50 Poster
  • Posts: 3423
  • Gender: Male
    • youtube
    • Awards
  • Species: Werewolf
  • Coloring: Black fur
  • Height: 6 Feet
  • Weight: 180 lbs.
  • Build: lean
Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #18913 on: August 18, 2009, 03:51:05 AM »
*licks gabag* woof!

Offline Chrono Blackwyng

  • Zoomorphic Zebra
  • **********
  • awards This user has been a forum member for over 10 years Top 50 Most Online Top 50 Poster
  • Posts: 7535
  • Gender: Male
  • Cooking with mouth-fire since the dawn of time...
    • Skype
    • Steam
    • DeviantArt
    • Awards
  • Species: Shapeshifter Dragon
  • Coloring: Varies too much to put down
  • Height: 6 feet 5 inches (anthro) 40 feet 6 inches (Feral)
  • Weight: 450 lbs (compressed muscle)
  • Build: somewhat muscular yet still agile
  • Currently: Chillin', thinkin', staying up later than I should...
Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #18914 on: August 18, 2009, 03:51:56 AM »
*lurks in the shadows, with a tazzer and a shotgun*
"From suffering I was born, From misery I was conceived. From the plight of Mortals I thrive, From the pits of Hell I rise, beware...... For I live.........."

"Wait, you're here for my shiny loot? I thought you were here to avenge the cattle and people I've slaughtered..."

"I may not always be a caring person, but even when I am furious, it is mostly at myself for becoming this way"
The definition of Pwn (along with examples): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fhb89V43KWc&feature=channel

 

Powered by EzPortal