The Random Thread

[Hay]

O_O should i ask?

[Golge]

its probably best not to ask


I WILL WIN THIS BATTLE OF ATTRITION YOU NON BISCUIT BELIEVER!!!

[Hay]

*pulls out some buscuits and eats one*

[Chrono Blackwyng]

I WILL WIN THIS BATTLE OF ATTRITION YOU NON BISCUIT BELIEVER!!!

The force is not with the biscuit, since Obiwan Kenobi was Jewish!!!
*draws lightsaber and attacks Golge*

[Golge]

'epic church organ music begins playing'

whats this? a lightsaber? so you wish to cut me do you? well then have at you!

'pulls out two lightsabers and attacks chrono'

[Chrono Blackwyng]

*pulls out cell-phone, and activates giant lightsaber cheat* muahahah! *lightsaber turns to the epic black color as he parries Golge and retaliates with a flurry*

[Golge]

'points at chrono with horror'

"noooo your...your....a NOOB!!!"


'attacks chrono with the fury of a thousand cat whiskers while eating a bologna sandwich'

"i shall end your reign of cheating here you foul heathen!"

[Gabag]

blue is a color

BOLGNA AHHHH!

*takes out a minigun and goes heavy weapons guy on Chrono*

[Chrono Blackwyng]

*pins golge after turning his fury back and showing the phone* Look at the screen. *Giant Lightsaber: unlocked after beating game on Jedi-Master difficulty* you...have just been corrected!
 *jumps away from the gun-spray, all the bullets hitting golge instead* LEEEROY.....JEEEENKINZZZZZZ *cuts the minigun in half, causing the Mortal combat 'Whoopsie' guy to appear*

[Golge]

'golge gets hit by the bullets and falls to one knee'

"legal unlockable or not, the giant lightsaber IS A CHEAT!!!!"

'trips chrono with his tail and throws his lightsabers at his head like boomerangs'

[Chrono Blackwyng]

*tosses his lightsaber aside, it exploding like a firecracker, he then grabs the lightsabers and starts juggling them as he lands* thanks for the weapons golge...

*deactivates lightsabers and putting them in a pocket* "HADOUKEN!!!"

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

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I was off killing Dead Ringer abusers in Blockland.

[Golge]

"no problem"

'opens his mouth wide and swallows the hadouken, transforming into his energy form'

"thanks for the charge!"

'anchors his hands and feet to the ground, opens his mouth and fires a huge bolt of energy at chrono'

[Chrono Blackwyng]

*pulls out Toad, who takes all of the attack, and throws it at Golge*

Enough with the power struggle, lets settle this like men!

*takes out a rubber chicken and slaps golge with it*

[Moonraiser]

*after eating a chiken sees the rubber chicken and thinks its real and starts to chew on it*