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Offline Tyla

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #7950 on: May 03, 2009, 09:14:30 AM »
I knows. :(
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #7951 on: May 03, 2009, 09:20:53 AM »
AHH i cant play piano when its coooooollllldddd  :th_PyongLlora:
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #7952 on: May 03, 2009, 08:29:04 PM »
DeNihil: Hey, Foolz, let's try and pick up some chicks.
FoolzInDaPool: Forget it.
DeNihil: How come?
FoolzInDaPool: We might get a hernia.
DeNihil: How come?
FoolzInDaPool: Forget it.
DeNihil: I guess I wasn't thinkin'.
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #7953 on: May 03, 2009, 08:31:35 PM »
Gabag: By the Rings, IT's the Demon!
Denihil: WHERE WHERE???
Gabag: RIGHT THERE, BEHIND THAT ROCK!
Denihil: O wait, I see him now, What's he doing to that rock.
Gabag: I think he's smacking it....
Denihil: you know why?
Gabag: who cares, let's kill him while he's uhh.... distracted by that rock.
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #7954 on: May 03, 2009, 08:39:37 PM »
DeNihil: You can't do that! You'll create a time paradox!
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #7955 on: May 03, 2009, 08:45:13 PM »
*the camera falls over an open field, where Gabag and Denihil are playing poker (Elites) Golge is a Grunt, and Donovan is a prophet*
Gabag: I'll raise you two plasma pistols, and a grenade, and this piece of plastic.
Denihil: *taking the cigar out of his two left mandibles* I'll raise you a plasma rifle, a marine helmet, and a grenade
*donovan enters in his gravity throne*
Donovan: I say, have you two seen Golge yet, The humans are on their way, and we need everyone ready for a battle.
Gabag: nah, havn't seen him all day, he left a note saying he was gonna be in the dorms for awhile...
Donovan: Guess i'll have to check on him....
*now in the dorms*
Donovan: Hey Golge, you in here?
Golge: NUMA NUMA YAY, NUMA NUMA NUMA YAY! *dances really oddly*
Donovan: *eye twitch*
*returning to the two elites*
Denihil: Did you find that crazy Ugnonny?
Donovan: nope
*denihil shows a royal flush*
Gabag: *hitting the table and breaking it in half*: BY THE RINGS, I SWEAR YOUR CHEATING! THATS THE 7TH FLUSH YOU HAD!!!
« Last Edit: May 03, 2009, 08:46:49 PM by Gabag »
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #7956 on: May 03, 2009, 08:59:07 PM »
DeNihil: Calm down. Take it easy, man. It's bad for your heart.

Two Marines come to the door of the room DeNihil, Donovan and Gabag are in.

"There's the room, just keep the noise down..."

"Here, take the passcard."

"Curses! It's locked down, probably on the other side..."

"They're in there, I can here them movin' about!"

"Break the door down, you moron!"

*They start smashing the doors down with Gravity Hammers*
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #7957 on: May 03, 2009, 09:03:18 PM »
Gabag: WHERE THE CRAP DID MARINES FIND GRAVITY HAMMERS, O WHEN I FIND THOSE BRUTES I'M GONNA KICK THE &*(^ OUTTA THEM!
Denihil: FOR TEH COVENANT!
Donovan: SOMEONE HIDE ME I CANT FIGHT IM A PROPHET AHHHHHH
*Gabag takes out his plasma rifle and his energy sword and rushes the marines gunning one down*
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #7958 on: May 03, 2009, 09:08:04 PM »
*Fires off a nuke*
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #7959 on: May 04, 2009, 05:14:34 AM »
boredom is stupid >:(
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #7960 on: May 04, 2009, 05:34:44 AM »
I hate it more when you can't get to sleep!
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #7961 on: May 04, 2009, 05:51:42 AM »
I finally got new earrings today, the C-shaped hoop kind with the ball cap things on the ends. 14 gauge. :)
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #7962 on: May 04, 2009, 07:19:45 AM »
FROOPY COWBELL FLYING WATERMELON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #7963 on: May 04, 2009, 07:44:35 AM »
 ??? *just gets the idea of the random thread*.... *light bulb glows dimly of Witty's head*
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #7964 on: May 04, 2009, 07:48:26 AM »
*points at a flying dishwasher* LOOK OUT FOR THE MONKEY!!!!!!!!!!!! :shcoked:
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dont click my pet!!!!

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i dunno how i got him....but i do, and ill always be grateful for him...
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