Dr Salmon and Mr Cheese decided to decorate the garden. Dr Salmon went to market to buy a loaf of grass, whilst Mr Cheese decided to go for a spot of fishing on the motorway. After quite a few hours, Dr Salmon realised that the loaf of grass was in-fact Mrs Marble, who has just recently split up with her husband Mr Yoghurt. Dr Salmon and Mrs Marble sat on the shabby old garden reminiscing about the days of Dr Salmon's brain surgeon career. After a while they decided enough was enough, and it was time to decorate! So with that, Dr Salmon got a hold of Mr Cheese and dipped him in the paint bucket. Then smeared a coat of butter all over the garden gnomes. At that point there was a knock on the door. The three of them scrambled to answer first. Upon opening the door they are greeted by the authorative look of the standing Police Tree, who placed upon each set of hands a pair of handcuffs, and threw them in the pond. All lay dormont except for Dr Salmon who used his trusty scalpel to prize his way upon and fly away to freedom.
The end (or is it?)
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