The Random Thread

[Golge]

'sees mess' anyone have kleenex?

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

Hey, I just got the Bloody Mess Perk in Fallout 3!

[Dr. Strange]

~randomly runs over to Nihil and glomps~ HI! ~wags tail~

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

Howdy Stranger.

[Dr. Strange]

Stranger? ~growls at and pokes playfully~ It's twisted roses....

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

I can't remember.

What kinds of things come to mind when you hear this?

http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/195611
Post Merge: January 09, 2009, 01:17:58 AMIf you don't have kids, I don't know how to describe it to you, I really don't. It's like having drunken midgets around the house, that's what it's like. It's like a rodeo clown car pulled up and 15 clowns got out and they're running around and you can't catch them. It's like there's monkeys on acid hanging off the lights and you're saying, "Come down!" and you can't reach 'em.

It always starts the same way too! Every day is the same thing. "Close the door! Give me that bag of Oreos! You're not having Oreos for breakfast! No TV right now! Close the door! NO! Leave the dog alone! Will you please find your shoes? GIVE ME THAT BAG OF OREOS! Find your shoes! You put your shoes on, I don't know where your shoes are! I didn't have your shoes! Close the door! Put that - NO! Don't cut the dog's hair right now! Come over - those are HIS shoes! Go tell him you have his shoes and then get your shoes! CLOSE THAT DOOR! Put the phone down, who are you calling? You're too young to be calling anybody! DON'T FEED OREOS TO THE DOG! GIVE ME THAT BAG OF OREOS! NO! CLOSE THAT DOOR! NO, NO, NO! THOSE ARE YOUR SHOES, THEY HAVE TO BE - WHO ARE YOU!?"

[Golge]

id tell you if my wii would play it but it cant lol

ugh i wanna play fallout 3 !

[Octavia]

Hello Muddah, hello Fadduh,
Here I am at Camp Grenada
Camp is very entertaining
and they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining.

I went hiking with Joe Spivy
He developed poison ivy
You remember Leonard Skinner
He got ptomaine poisoning last night after dinner.

All the counselors hate the waiters
And the lake has alligators
And the head coach wants no sissies
So he reads to us from something called Ulysses.

Now I don't want this should scare ya
But my bunkmate has malaria
You remember Jeffrey Hardy
They're about to organize a searching party.

Take me home, oh muddah fadduh, take me home, I hate Grenada
Don't leave me out in the forest where I might get eaten by a bear.
Take me home, I promise I will not make noise or mess the house with
other boys, oh please don't make me stay, I've been here one whole day.

Dearest fadduh, darling muddah,
How's my precious little bruddah?
Let me come home if ya miss me
I will even let Aunt Bertha hug and kiss me.

Wait a minute, it stopped hailing,
Guys are swimming, guys are sailing,
Playing baseball, gee that's better,
Muddah Fadduh kindly disregard this letter.

[Vixin Grimstone]

finds a sweeky bug and pokes it making it sqweek

giggles

[Golge]

'points at bug' you gonna eat that?

[Vixin Grimstone]

 :shcoked:

"no. hes uneatable hes a SQWEEKY BUGGY"  :upupdi3:  

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

It must be poisoned.

[Golge]

not even a nibble? you can haz squeeky mouse here 'holds up mouse'

[PhantomStone]

 :th_PyongLlora:  >  :digimon: my hip kills

[Vixin Grimstone]

looks at mouse and thinks... ???

"no ish srry hes my friend :upupdi3: "