on the first day, god had an arm wrestling competition with his roomie.
on the second day, the same thing happened.
for four more days thew same thing happened.
onn the seventh evening god got gas and won by wafting the stench towards his roomie. his roomie gaged and grabbed the airfreshener and sprayed it all over. then giod sdaid: "hold on, give me your lihgtewr i feel another one coming." and so, as gods room mate poassed him his bic, god ripped one and held the lit lighter behind him. tjhe resulting explosion caused a rip to form that created the universe and all things in it.