The Random Thread

[¿ Jesse Pawman ?]

no. shadow actually doesn't have thumbs.

~smacks Jesse upsside the head with a wiffle ball bat~ Of course I have thumbs you nimrod how else would I be able to play video games o.o

DUH! You use your tongue!

[Wulf064]

wulf tries to play with tounge, Id dussin wurk

[¿ Jesse Pawman ?]

You have the wrong kind of tongue.

[Wulf064]

well at least i can do this with my tounge

[Thaddeus Q. Wolfe]

I can do this with my tongue   :snicker:

[Octavia]

~tapes wred's mouth shut...let's not go there and say we did...in other words hop on the good foot and do the bad thing

[flames]

*Bursts in with speakers and a music player which starts to play Haddaway's song, "What is love?"*
[Cue everyone bobbing their heads/singing along to it]

[Octavia]

ROD
Aah, an afternoon alone with
My favorite book, "Broadway
Musicals of the 1940s."
No roommate to bother me.
How could it get any better than this?

NICKY
Oh,hi Rod!

ROD
Hi Nicky.

NICKY
Hey Rod, you'll never
Guess what happened to
Me on the subway this morning.
This guy was smiling at me and talking to me

ROD
That's very interesting.

NICKY
He was being real friendly,
And I think he was coming on to me.
I think he might've thought I was gay!

ROD
Ahem, so, uh, why are you telling me this?
Why should I care?
I don't care.
What did you have for lunch today?

NICKY
Oh, you don't have to get
All defensive about it, Rod...

ROD
I'm NOT getting defensive!
What do I care about some gay guy you met, okay?
I'm trying to read.

NICKY
Oh, I didn't mean anything by it, Rod.
I just think it's something we should be able to talk about.

ROD
I don't want to talk about it,
Nicky! This conversation is over!!!

NICKY
Yeah, but...

ROD
OVER!!!

NICKY
Well, okay, but just so you know —
IF YOU WERE GAY
THAT'D BE OKAY.
I MEAN 'CAUSE, HEY,
I'D LIKE YOU ANYWAY.
BECAUSE YOU SEE,
IF IT WERE ME,
I WOULD FEEL FREE
TO SAY THAT I WAS GAY
(BUT I'M NOT GAY.)

ROD
Nicky, please!
I am trying to read....
What?!

NICKY
IF YOU WERE QUEER

ROD
Ah, Nicky!

NICKY
I'D STILL BE HERE,

ROD
Nicky, I'm trying to read this book.

NICKY
YEAR AFTER YEAR

ROD
Nicky!

NICKY
BECAUSE YOU'RE DEAR
TO ME,

ROD
Argh!

NICKY
AND I KNOW THAT YOU

ROD
What?

NICKY
WOULD ACCEPT ME TOO,

ROD
I would?

NICKY
IF I TOLD YOU TODAY,
"HEY! GUESS WHAT,
I'M GAY!"
(BUT I'M NOT GAY.)
I'M HAPPY
JUST BEING WITH YOU.

ROD
High Button Shoes, Pal Joey...

NICKY
SO WHAT SHOULD IT
MATTER TO ME
WHAT YOU DO IN BED
WITH GUYS?

ROD
Nicky, that is WRONG!

NICKY
No it's not!
IF YOU WERE GAY
I'D SHOUT HOORAY!

ROD
I am not listening!

NICKY
AND HERE I'D STAY,

ROD
La la la la la!

NICKY
BUT I WOULDN'T GET
IN YOUR WAY.

ROD
Aaaah!

NICKY
YOU CAN COUNT ON ME
TO ALWAYS BE
BESIDE YOU EVERY DAY,
TO TELL YOU IT'S OKAY,
YOU WERE JUST BORN
THAT WAY,
AND, AS THEY SAY,
IT'S IN YOUR DNA,
YOU'RE GAY!

ROD
BUT I'M NOT GAY!

NICKY
If you were gay.

ROD
Argh!

[Thaddeus Q. Wolfe]

http://www. youtube. com/watch?v=me2C_HZjZbs&NR=1

EPIC COOKIE!!!!!!

[¿ Jesse Pawman ?]

I think I might just be plain gay. Women? Who needs them.

[Wulf064]

I NEEDZ UM!, By the way helo ladies

[Octavia]

btw that song is called "If you were gay" by Avenue Q

[¿ Jesse Pawman ?]

No. Women are meany heads.

[Thaddeus Q. Wolfe]

 =3  Women ensure the continuation of all races and most species!!!!! =3

(but i prefer to be wiv guys  :snicker: )

[Rhakshi]

why does it feel like this is gonna raise some anger amung people ...........