"Well you see, [Insert communist here] spent [insert unit of time here] researching it and came to the conclusion that we are slowly transitioning towards [insert next step here] which will eventually become communism! all recent attempts have failed because they have been [rushed/abused/corrupted by capitalism]"
He is actually fascinating to listen to, he seriously believes what he says and he gives a view point I cant find anywhere else, even if its bat-shit crazy, he also is OK at debating his ideas and does not get angry just because you disagree with him, which is actually kinda cool.
