The Random Thread

[The Past]

More cornfetti?

[Grey]

*Throws corn everywhere*

Get dat cellulose!

[White Wolf Guardian]

Are you saying that I can't have my burgerfat American food?

[The Past]

Yeeeeaaaaah, make it rain! Cooooorrrrrrrrrn!

[Grey]

Heart attacks are really for me, but corn!

[White Wolf Guardian]

Cornsplosion!



I think you need more corn Grey, it makes you feel like you're on the prairie taking a nap with wild hogs.

[Grey]

I have to eat more corn. It's my dietary requirement.

[White Wolf Guardian]

If you don't have a piece of wheat in your teeth by the time you've finished your corn, you haven't had enough corn.

[Grey]

I'm not allowed wheat. It makes me sicky.

[The Past]

So you do have that whateveritscalled.

[Grey]

Coeliac disease or howeveritisevenspelled.

[White Wolf Guardian]

Gluten intolerance? Wheat frenzy? Sugar bender? You know, where you look at raw sugar and form cakes with your mind.

[Grey]

Gluten intolerance is easier to say.

[The Past]

Gluten intolerance? Wheat frenzy? Sugar bender? You know, where you look at raw sugar and form cakes with your mind.

That would be awesome. It's like your mind is an easy bake oven.

[Grey]

*Forms a cheeseburger with my mind*

I have the ability to make George eternally happy.