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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #87000 on: July 01, 2011, 02:57:57 AM »
*pouts* Fine... *wraps the TNT around the coffin, lights them, then runs away with arms flailing*
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #87001 on: July 01, 2011, 03:01:48 AM »
*Holds ears* This is one time I wish I didn't have sensitive hearing. *Waits for explosion*

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #87002 on: July 01, 2011, 03:04:38 AM »
*The TNT fizzles once, then goes silent.* Bleugh...you gave me faulty TNT, Wolf! *kicks the coffin, then hops around on one foot* Ow.
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #87003 on: July 01, 2011, 03:12:24 AM »
Ahh well I guess it's not going off after all *Sigh, lets go of ears*

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #87004 on: July 01, 2011, 03:15:29 AM »
*pushes the coffin off a cliff* -whew- That's all over and done with...*wipes paws against each other* So...now what? o_o
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #87005 on: July 01, 2011, 03:21:07 AM »
I gots balloons * Holds up bag of balloons*

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #87006 on: July 01, 2011, 03:27:00 AM »
You serenade us with stories of TFF in the ol' days!
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #87007 on: July 01, 2011, 03:30:09 AM »
What do you mean? *Blows up a balloon*

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #87008 on: July 01, 2011, 03:31:33 AM »
Why don't we go on strike? *passes around picket signs, which read: "WE NEED MOAR FOOD-PREFERABLY CHOCOLATE AND SWEET CANDIES AND STUFF"*
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #87009 on: July 01, 2011, 03:49:26 AM »
what about a chocolate candy, thats also sweet. Maybe coated, if you will, with a sugar layer on the outside, or maybe a candy coating. Yes, a candy coated peice of chocolate. But where could we find such a thing?

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #87010 on: July 01, 2011, 03:57:29 AM »
*dons the Medic's lab coat and strikes a dramatic pose* I will discover the ways to develop this delicious treasure! FOR SCIENCE!
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #87011 on: July 01, 2011, 04:00:00 AM »
*Pours a cooler of Gatorade over the lynxs head as a crowd of millions appears out of nowhere cheering*

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #87012 on: July 01, 2011, 04:10:29 AM »
heres my reaction to the gatorade

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tb25UlFaAO0

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #87013 on: July 01, 2011, 04:12:02 AM »
"My mommy always said there were no monsters - no real ones. But there are."

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #87014 on: July 01, 2011, 04:15:01 AM »
I wish I could watch those videos but I don't have a real computer/laptop :S

 

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