*the camera falls over an open field, where Gabag and Denihil are playing poker (Elites) Golge is a Grunt, and Donovan is a prophet*
Gabag: I'll raise you two plasma pistols, and a grenade, and this piece of plastic.
Denihil: *taking the cigar out of his two left mandibles* I'll raise you a plasma rifle, a marine helmet, and a grenade
*donovan enters in his gravity throne*
Donovan: I say, have you two seen Golge yet, The humans are on their way, and we need everyone ready for a battle.
Gabag: nah, havn't seen him all day, he left a note saying he was gonna be in the dorms for awhile...
Donovan: Guess i'll have to check on him....
*now in the dorms*
Donovan: Hey Golge, you in here?
Golge: NUMA NUMA YAY, NUMA NUMA NUMA YAY! *dances really oddly*
Donovan: *eye twitch*
*returning to the two elites*
Denihil: Did you find that crazy Ugnonny?
Donovan: nope
*denihil shows a royal flush*
Gabag: *hitting the table and breaking it in half*: BY THE RINGS, I SWEAR YOUR CHEATING! THATS THE 7TH FLUSH YOU HAD!!!