The Random Thread

[Tyla]

I knows.

[Jad'Thor]

AHH i cant play piano when its coooooollllldddd  :th_PyongLlora:

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

DeNihil: Hey, Foolz, let's try and pick up some chicks.
FoolzInDaPool: Forget it.
DeNihil: How come?
FoolzInDaPool: We might get a hernia.
DeNihil: How come?
FoolzInDaPool: Forget it.
DeNihil: I guess I wasn't thinkin'.

[Gabag]

Gabag: By the Rings, IT's the Demon!
Denihil: WHERE WHERE???
Gabag: RIGHT THERE, BEHIND THAT ROCK!
Denihil: O wait, I see him now, What's he doing to that rock.
Gabag: I think he's smacking it....
Denihil: you know why?
Gabag: who cares, let's kill him while he's uhh.... distracted by that rock.

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

DeNihil: You can't do that! You'll create a time paradox!

[Gabag]

*the camera falls over an open field, where Gabag and Denihil are playing poker (Elites) Golge is a Grunt, and Donovan is a prophet*
Gabag: I'll raise you two plasma pistols, and a grenade, and this piece of plastic.
Denihil: *taking the cigar out of his two left mandibles* I'll raise you a plasma rifle, a marine helmet, and a grenade
*donovan enters in his gravity throne*
Donovan: I say, have you two seen Golge yet, The humans are on their way, and we need everyone ready for a battle.
Gabag: nah, havn't seen him all day, he left a note saying he was gonna be in the dorms for awhile...
Donovan: Guess i'll have to check on him....
*now in the dorms*
Donovan: Hey Golge, you in here?
Golge: NUMA NUMA YAY, NUMA NUMA NUMA YAY! *dances really oddly*
Donovan: *eye twitch*
*returning to the two elites*
Denihil: Did you find that crazy Ugnonny?
Donovan: nope
*denihil shows a royal flush*
Gabag: *hitting the table and breaking it in half*: BY THE RINGS, I SWEAR YOUR CHEATING! THATS THE 7TH FLUSH YOU HAD!!!

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

DeNihil: Calm down. Take it easy, man. It's bad for your heart.

Two Marines come to the door of the room DeNihil, Donovan and Gabag are in.

"There's the room, just keep the noise down..."

"Here, take the passcard."

"Curses! It's locked down, probably on the other side..."

"They're in there, I can here them movin' about!"

"Break the door down, you moron!"

*They start smashing the doors down with Gravity Hammers*

[Gabag]

Gabag: WHERE THE CRAP DID MARINES FIND GRAVITY HAMMERS, O WHEN I FIND THOSE BRUTES I'M GONNA KICK THE &*(^ OUTTA THEM!
Denihil: FOR TEH COVENANT!
Donovan: SOMEONE HIDE ME I CANT FIGHT IM A PROPHET AHHHHHH
*Gabag takes out his plasma rifle and his energy sword and rushes the marines gunning one down*

[Tyla]

*Fires off a nuke*

[Jad'Thor]

boredom is stupid

[Tyla]

I hate it more when you can't get to sleep!

[Dan Witty]

I finally got new earrings today, the C-shaped hoop kind with the ball cap things on the ends. 14 gauge.

[Jad'Thor]

FROOPY COWBELL FLYING WATERMELON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dan Witty]

 ??? *just gets the idea of the random thread*.... *light bulb glows dimly of Witty's head*

[Jad'Thor]

*points at a flying dishwasher* LOOK OUT FOR THE MONKEY!!!!!!!!!!!! :shcoked: