Technobabble can be used for comedic purposes when its perfectly fine terminology! For instance, imagine your in the car on a long drive. the road is busy, and there are no bushes or restrooms. What do you use? The EDCD, or Emergency Defecatory Containment Device! In other words, its a ziploc bag. to utilize the EDCD, you must contract you bowel musculature and excrete into the containment field, in other words, poop in the bag.