There's a kid who was supposed to come to school tomorrow as the most cringeworthy furry possible. I laughed my heart out when he explained it to me.
When you are literally doomed by genetics. Hey mom and dad, thanks for the sky-high chance of liver cancer, skin cancer, vision loss, bone deficiency, and Alzheimers. I'm sure I'll live a long enough life to see my sight fail me before I lose my mind. Maybe.