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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #4695 on: January 27, 2019, 10:42:59 PM »
Gets an irritable ogre.

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #4696 on: January 28, 2019, 03:02:31 AM »
Gets whatever you would do.

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #4697 on: January 28, 2019, 03:42:55 AM »
Gets that ink cartridge spat back out - at your face.

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #4698 on: January 28, 2019, 05:34:36 AM »
Gets likes (and maybe comments and subscribers)

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #4699 on: January 28, 2019, 06:53:41 PM »
Gets a pencil.

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A Klingon wears their emotion on his or her sleeve - when they're happy, you'll hear it; sad, you'll see it; angry, you'll fear it.

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #4700 on: January 29, 2019, 12:16:29 AM »
Gets soul

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #4701 on: January 29, 2019, 12:23:06 AM »
Gets a note saying "F*** this s*** I'm out!"

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #4702 on: January 31, 2019, 06:05:52 PM »
Receives that one team member who keeps playing as if it's single player.

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #4703 on: January 31, 2019, 07:36:32 PM »
Gets cryptic responses.

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #4704 on: January 31, 2019, 08:18:58 PM »
Receives a victory through sheer numbers.

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #4705 on: January 31, 2019, 08:44:49 PM »
Gets lunch.

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"The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural..." --Darth Sidious

"Being a soldier isn't just following orders - it's following those orders while in the service of a higher cause. When that cause is betrayed, we aren't soldiers anymore; just pieces on a chess board, dying for the wrong reasons." --Unknown

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #4706 on: January 31, 2019, 08:57:08 PM »
Receives landing.

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #4707 on: January 31, 2019, 09:28:52 PM »
Gets a magazine of 7.62x51mm Depleted-Uranium Bullets.

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"The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural..." --Darth Sidious

"Being a soldier isn't just following orders - it's following those orders while in the service of a higher cause. When that cause is betrayed, we aren't soldiers anymore; just pieces on a chess board, dying for the wrong reasons." --Unknown

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #4708 on: February 03, 2019, 12:57:44 PM »
Receives a hole.
(how does that even work?)

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #4709 on: February 15, 2019, 12:25:46 PM »
Recieves Anti-matter

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Be careful now... you might cut yourself with that tounge.

 

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