The Furry Forums would like to place cookies on your computer to help us make this website better. To find out more about the cookies, see our privacy notice.
To accept the cookie click here, or please login or register.

Author Topic: The vending machine  (Read 59534 times)

0 Members and 0 Guests are viewing this topic.

Offline Alistair

  • Resident pink saber
  • Prancing Pony
  • *********
  • awards This user has been a forum member for over 10 years Top 100 Poster Assigned to someone who is observed to be very friendly toward other members (frequently welcoming people in the Intro board, answering questions, etc.) Top 50 Most Online
  • Posts: 1745
  • Gender: Male
    • Discord
    • Awards
  • Species: Smilodon Populator
  • Coloring: Strawberry, cream, and black
  • Height: 7'2"
  • Weight: 350lb
  • Build: Stocky
  • Currently: Fortnite dancing into the inevitable future
Re: The vending machine
« Reply #4425 on: May 04, 2018, 07:20:00 AM »
Receives a cutout of Jesse McCree.


Inserts a dysfunctional laptop.
Royal Saber floof mane the first

Quote
Sir Sabering the first


Offline Ara Av-Toa

  • Influential Ibex
  • *****
  • awards This user has been a forum member for over 8 years
  • Posts: 746
    • Awards
  • Currently: Abandoned profile
Re: The vending machine
« Reply #4426 on: May 04, 2018, 05:10:44 PM »
Gets a screwed up processing core.

Inserts a street light.

Offline Romulan_Furry

  • Lovable Lion
  • *******
  • awards This user has been a forum member for over 8 years Top 100 Most Online Obtainable by request Assigned to someone who is observed to be very friendly toward other members (frequently welcoming people in the Intro board, answering questions, etc.)
  • Posts: 1024
  • Gender: Male
  • Battle Alert! Go shields up and weapons hot!
    • Skype
    • Steam
    • Discord
    • DeviantArt
    • Awards
  • Species: Tiger
  • Coloring: Inverted fur pattern (black with white stripes)
  • Height: 6'7"
  • Weight: 250 lbs
  • Build: Muscular, but not overly so
  • Currently: Trying to find the drive to continue my original work.
Re: The vending machine
« Reply #4427 on: May 05, 2018, 04:16:12 PM »
Gets a street lamp.

Inserts E-22 Blaster Rifle.
  • Avatar by: Guy named KazeKat
"The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural..." --Darth Sidious

"Being a soldier isn't just following orders - it's following those orders while in the service of a higher cause. When that cause is betrayed, we aren't soldiers anymore; just pieces on a chess board, dying for the wrong reasons." --Unknown

A Klingon wears their emotion on his or her sleeve - when they're happy, you'll hear it; sad, you'll see it; angry, you'll fear it.

Offline Ara Av-Toa

  • Influential Ibex
  • *****
  • awards This user has been a forum member for over 8 years
  • Posts: 746
    • Awards
  • Currently: Abandoned profile
Re: The vending machine
« Reply #4428 on: May 05, 2018, 06:26:11 PM »
Receives a handheld photo-magnetic forcefield.

Inserts a Klingon bird-of-prey

Offline Romulan_Furry

  • Lovable Lion
  • *******
  • awards This user has been a forum member for over 8 years Top 100 Most Online Obtainable by request Assigned to someone who is observed to be very friendly toward other members (frequently welcoming people in the Intro board, answering questions, etc.)
  • Posts: 1024
  • Gender: Male
  • Battle Alert! Go shields up and weapons hot!
    • Skype
    • Steam
    • Discord
    • DeviantArt
    • Awards
  • Species: Tiger
  • Coloring: Inverted fur pattern (black with white stripes)
  • Height: 6'7"
  • Weight: 250 lbs
  • Build: Muscular, but not overly so
  • Currently: Trying to find the drive to continue my original work.
Re: The vending machine
« Reply #4429 on: May 05, 2018, 06:48:41 PM »
Gets a Romulan Bird-of-Prey.

Inserts a Klingon Vor'Cha-class Attack Cruiser.
  • Avatar by: Guy named KazeKat
"The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural..." --Darth Sidious

"Being a soldier isn't just following orders - it's following those orders while in the service of a higher cause. When that cause is betrayed, we aren't soldiers anymore; just pieces on a chess board, dying for the wrong reasons." --Unknown

A Klingon wears their emotion on his or her sleeve - when they're happy, you'll hear it; sad, you'll see it; angry, you'll fear it.

Offline Ara Av-Toa

  • Influential Ibex
  • *****
  • awards This user has been a forum member for over 8 years
  • Posts: 746
    • Awards
  • Currently: Abandoned profile
Re: The vending machine
« Reply #4430 on: May 05, 2018, 07:22:26 PM »
Receives the USS Enterprise E.

Inserts transparent aluminium.

Offline Romulan_Furry

  • Lovable Lion
  • *******
  • awards This user has been a forum member for over 8 years Top 100 Most Online Obtainable by request Assigned to someone who is observed to be very friendly toward other members (frequently welcoming people in the Intro board, answering questions, etc.)
  • Posts: 1024
  • Gender: Male
  • Battle Alert! Go shields up and weapons hot!
    • Skype
    • Steam
    • Discord
    • DeviantArt
    • Awards
  • Species: Tiger
  • Coloring: Inverted fur pattern (black with white stripes)
  • Height: 6'7"
  • Weight: 250 lbs
  • Build: Muscular, but not overly so
  • Currently: Trying to find the drive to continue my original work.
Re: The vending machine
« Reply #4431 on: May 05, 2018, 07:48:00 PM »
Gets the Enterprise-A.

Inserts the Enterprise-C.
  • Avatar by: Guy named KazeKat
"The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural..." --Darth Sidious

"Being a soldier isn't just following orders - it's following those orders while in the service of a higher cause. When that cause is betrayed, we aren't soldiers anymore; just pieces on a chess board, dying for the wrong reasons." --Unknown

A Klingon wears their emotion on his or her sleeve - when they're happy, you'll hear it; sad, you'll see it; angry, you'll fear it.

Offline Ara Av-Toa

  • Influential Ibex
  • *****
  • awards This user has been a forum member for over 8 years
  • Posts: 746
    • Awards
  • Currently: Abandoned profile
Re: The vending machine
« Reply #4432 on: May 09, 2018, 07:48:19 AM »
Receives the USS Sentinel.

Inserts some red matter.

Offline Hunter568

  • Boisterous Bear
  • **
  • awards This user has been a forum member for over 5 years
  • Posts: 106
  • Gender: Male
  • Red Wolf
    • Awards
  • Species: Red Wolf
  • Height: 6'3''
  • Build: Tall and broad-shouldered
Re: The vending machine
« Reply #4433 on: May 09, 2018, 12:21:41 PM »
Receives a singularity.


Inserts some monopoly money.
  • Avatar by: Me
Predators vs. Prey double victory 1/7/18 - achieved with NovaKamikazi

Offline Romulan_Furry

  • Lovable Lion
  • *******
  • awards This user has been a forum member for over 8 years Top 100 Most Online Obtainable by request Assigned to someone who is observed to be very friendly toward other members (frequently welcoming people in the Intro board, answering questions, etc.)
  • Posts: 1024
  • Gender: Male
  • Battle Alert! Go shields up and weapons hot!
    • Skype
    • Steam
    • Discord
    • DeviantArt
    • Awards
  • Species: Tiger
  • Coloring: Inverted fur pattern (black with white stripes)
  • Height: 6'7"
  • Weight: 250 lbs
  • Build: Muscular, but not overly so
  • Currently: Trying to find the drive to continue my original work.
Re: The vending machine
« Reply #4434 on: May 09, 2018, 05:25:36 PM »
Gets gut-punched for using false money.

Inserts the Reman Warbird Scimitar.
  • Avatar by: Guy named KazeKat
"The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural..." --Darth Sidious

"Being a soldier isn't just following orders - it's following those orders while in the service of a higher cause. When that cause is betrayed, we aren't soldiers anymore; just pieces on a chess board, dying for the wrong reasons." --Unknown

A Klingon wears their emotion on his or her sleeve - when they're happy, you'll hear it; sad, you'll see it; angry, you'll fear it.

Offline Ara Av-Toa

  • Influential Ibex
  • *****
  • awards This user has been a forum member for over 8 years
  • Posts: 746
    • Awards
  • Currently: Abandoned profile
Re: The vending machine
« Reply #4435 on: May 10, 2018, 08:21:07 AM »
Gets a huge explosion coming from a destroyed weapon.

Inserts some Lego coins.

Offline Romulan_Furry

  • Lovable Lion
  • *******
  • awards This user has been a forum member for over 8 years Top 100 Most Online Obtainable by request Assigned to someone who is observed to be very friendly toward other members (frequently welcoming people in the Intro board, answering questions, etc.)
  • Posts: 1024
  • Gender: Male
  • Battle Alert! Go shields up and weapons hot!
    • Skype
    • Steam
    • Discord
    • DeviantArt
    • Awards
  • Species: Tiger
  • Coloring: Inverted fur pattern (black with white stripes)
  • Height: 6'7"
  • Weight: 250 lbs
  • Build: Muscular, but not overly so
  • Currently: Trying to find the drive to continue my original work.
Re: The vending machine
« Reply #4436 on: May 10, 2018, 08:48:01 PM »
Gets a bucket of Legos.

Inserts a Dilithium Crystal.
  • Avatar by: Guy named KazeKat
"The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural..." --Darth Sidious

"Being a soldier isn't just following orders - it's following those orders while in the service of a higher cause. When that cause is betrayed, we aren't soldiers anymore; just pieces on a chess board, dying for the wrong reasons." --Unknown

A Klingon wears their emotion on his or her sleeve - when they're happy, you'll hear it; sad, you'll see it; angry, you'll fear it.

Offline Rocco Rex

  • Optimistic Owl
  • ********
  • awards This user has been a forum member for over 8 years Top 100 Most Online Top 50 Topic Starter
  • Posts: 1549
  • Gender: Male
    • Awards
  • Species: German Shepherd
Re: The vending machine
« Reply #4437 on: May 10, 2018, 10:38:22 PM »
Receives an empty water bottle

Inserts a blank page

Offline Romulan_Furry

  • Lovable Lion
  • *******
  • awards This user has been a forum member for over 8 years Top 100 Most Online Obtainable by request Assigned to someone who is observed to be very friendly toward other members (frequently welcoming people in the Intro board, answering questions, etc.)
  • Posts: 1024
  • Gender: Male
  • Battle Alert! Go shields up and weapons hot!
    • Skype
    • Steam
    • Discord
    • DeviantArt
    • Awards
  • Species: Tiger
  • Coloring: Inverted fur pattern (black with white stripes)
  • Height: 6'7"
  • Weight: 250 lbs
  • Build: Muscular, but not overly so
  • Currently: Trying to find the drive to continue my original work.
Re: The vending machine
« Reply #4438 on: May 11, 2018, 01:01:27 AM »
Gets a written essay and an invoice for $20.

Inserts XXL Steak Grilled Stuffed Burrito.
  • Avatar by: Guy named KazeKat
"The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural..." --Darth Sidious

"Being a soldier isn't just following orders - it's following those orders while in the service of a higher cause. When that cause is betrayed, we aren't soldiers anymore; just pieces on a chess board, dying for the wrong reasons." --Unknown

A Klingon wears their emotion on his or her sleeve - when they're happy, you'll hear it; sad, you'll see it; angry, you'll fear it.

Offline KeahiNimbusLeHyena

  • Dancing Dragon
  • ***
  • awards This user has been a forum member for over 5 years Assigned to someone who is observed to be very friendly toward other members (frequently welcoming people in the Intro board, answering questions, etc.)
  • Posts: 288
  • Gender: Female
  • AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ok
    • Awards
  • Species: Hyena again :D
  • Coloring: Silvery fur, black muzzle and paws, mane is firey (ashy when put out). Orange nose and pawbeans.
  • Currently: Amphithere. :D
Re: The vending machine
« Reply #4439 on: May 11, 2018, 01:25:28 AM »
Receives a well filled vending machine. You made a new friend!


Inserts my newfound obsession with Rain World

 

Powered by EzPortal