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Offline Blue Fox

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2625 on: January 14, 2017, 06:03:28 AM »
Receives the ugly woman once again with another note that reads, "*swipes left*"

*Inserts mashed potatoes*
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2626 on: January 14, 2017, 06:04:31 AM »
recived a  Bugrger King Maxi menue

(kicking against the machine then inserting the ugly woman)

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2627 on: January 14, 2017, 06:10:13 AM »
Receives ugly woman again, but this time, she comes back bruised. Screen shows a systems report that reads, "Violence.exe has been transferred to file location C:\System Files\Processing\Received Files\01142017\'Ugly_Woman.wtf' Requesting permission to open filename 'plz_b_nice_2_me_n_insert_sumthin_gud_u_cheapskate.lol'."

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2628 on: January 14, 2017, 06:11:44 AM »
you recive a formated flashdrive

( insertinv a virus into the machine)
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2629 on: January 14, 2017, 06:21:58 AM »
Receives message. "Virus detected. Opening anti-malware program 'puny_virus_must_die.rar.' Scan 100%. Virus Removal 100%. Systems Reboot starting in 3... 2... 1... System will not be operational for next 12.37 seconds while System reactivates. Thank you for your patience."

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2630 on: January 14, 2017, 06:23:16 AM »
reclived the virus

(inserting an inteligent invisible no detectable virus)
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2631 on: January 14, 2017, 06:41:12 AM »
Gains nuclear destruction  :P




Inserts a apple  ^_^
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2632 on: January 14, 2017, 06:00:29 PM »
Receives an iFruit


Inserts a scone
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2633 on: January 14, 2017, 06:17:02 PM »
Receives a crumb




Inserts a entire town
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Everything comes from nothing
Everything is something
So just let it all keep happening

Don't be a means to someone's end
It's all just beginning why can't we extend
An invitation to every hand

All hands can clap
All hearts are beating equally
The pulls of the air we're breathing

If we can believe in one part of it
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So don't stop
Don't stop the party

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2634 on: January 15, 2017, 06:28:45 PM »
Doesn't receive anything

Inserts rubber ducky
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2635 on: January 15, 2017, 07:41:34 PM »
Receives a flooded bathroom


Inserts a flea
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Everything comes from nothing
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So just let it all keep happening

Don't be a means to someone's end
It's all just beginning why can't we extend
An invitation to every hand

All hands can clap
All hearts are beating equally
The pulls of the air we're breathing

If we can believe in one part of it
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So don't stop
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2636 on: January 15, 2017, 08:00:36 PM »
Receives cat.

*inserts a dank meme*
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2637 on: January 15, 2017, 08:34:01 PM »
Receives less danky meme (Epilepsy warning!)

Inserts fog of war
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2638 on: January 15, 2017, 11:56:50 PM »
Receives a Viper Probot

Inserts a  bowl of uncooked pasta  ^_^
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Everything comes from nothing
Everything is something
So just let it all keep happening

Don't be a means to someone's end
It's all just beginning why can't we extend
An invitation to every hand

All hands can clap
All hearts are beating equally
The pulls of the air we're breathing

If we can believe in one part of it
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So don't stop
Don't stop the party

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2639 on: January 16, 2017, 01:57:28 AM »
Receives Gordon Ramsey telling you that the food is so uncooked that not even the Japanese would eat it.

*Inserts late 90's generic FPS PC game*
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