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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2460 on: December 20, 2016, 05:46:24 AM »
Gets a random pokemon box.

Inserts grenade (then runs like hell).
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2461 on: December 20, 2016, 11:49:56 AM »
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Be careful now... you might cut yourself with that tounge.

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2462 on: December 20, 2016, 01:30:15 PM »
Receives a piece paper with that says  " thank you "


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Everything comes from nothing
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So just let it all keep happening

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It's all just beginning why can't we extend
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2463 on: December 20, 2016, 01:32:01 PM »
( D: That's all I recieved.


It's a huge sacrifice to insert such masterpiece)


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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2464 on: December 20, 2016, 03:36:21 PM »
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Everything comes from nothing
Everything is something
So just let it all keep happening

Don't be a means to someone's end
It's all just beginning why can't we extend
An invitation to every hand

All hands can clap
All hearts are beating equally
The pulls of the air we're breathing

If we can believe in one part of it
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So don't stop
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2465 on: December 20, 2016, 03:38:23 PM »
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2466 on: December 20, 2016, 04:32:44 PM »
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Everything comes from nothing
Everything is something
So just let it all keep happening

Don't be a means to someone's end
It's all just beginning why can't we extend
An invitation to every hand

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2467 on: December 20, 2016, 04:47:29 PM »
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2468 on: December 21, 2016, 04:07:32 AM »
Receives Emilio


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Everything comes from nothing
Everything is something
So just let it all keep happening

Don't be a means to someone's end
It's all just beginning why can't we extend
An invitation to every hand

All hands can clap
All hearts are beating equally
The pulls of the air we're breathing

If we can believe in one part of it
Then we can believe in all of it
So don't stop
Don't stop the party

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2469 on: December 21, 2016, 04:20:51 AM »
Gets several sandwiches, then Heavy demanding, "SANDVICH!!!"

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2470 on: December 21, 2016, 04:25:44 AM »
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Everything comes from nothing
Everything is something
So just let it all keep happening

Don't be a means to someone's end
It's all just beginning why can't we extend
An invitation to every hand

All hands can clap
All hearts are beating equally
The pulls of the air we're breathing

If we can believe in one part of it
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So don't stop
Don't stop the party

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2471 on: December 21, 2016, 06:00:31 AM »
Receives a giant hole in it along with a poor Henry and Liza

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2472 on: December 21, 2016, 07:45:16 AM »
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Everything comes from nothing
Everything is something
So just let it all keep happening

Don't be a means to someone's end
It's all just beginning why can't we extend
An invitation to every hand

All hands can clap
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The pulls of the air we're breathing

If we can believe in one part of it
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So don't stop
Don't stop the party

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2473 on: December 21, 2016, 08:38:34 AM »
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2474 on: December 21, 2016, 05:17:54 PM »
Receives extra curly fries


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Everything comes from nothing
Everything is something
So just let it all keep happening

Don't be a means to someone's end
It's all just beginning why can't we extend
An invitation to every hand

All hands can clap
All hearts are beating equally
The pulls of the air we're breathing

If we can believe in one part of it
Then we can believe in all of it
So don't stop
Don't stop the party

 

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