Favourite video game quotes

[DustinW]

I think anything Max Payne says is pretty memorable, if not soul-crushingly depressing.

"You would find that Lady Luck was actually a hooker, and you were fresh out of cash"

   -Max Payne

"The Brooklyn riverfront was a maze of rusty containers, sharp-boned cranes looking up from the snowstorm. On a night like this you couldn't help but think of the dark army of dead men, sleeping with the fishes, cement shoes in line. No minotaur lurked in this labyrinth, but somewhere out there, on the clanking deck of his cargo freighter, the skipper of the Charon was waiting, like the ferryman of the river Styx."   

   -Max Payne

[Halei-Helai]

"Despair not! I shall inspire you by charging BLINDLY ON." - Minsc, Baldur's Gate II: Shadows of Amn


That game has a billion or so great quotes, as do all the other Black Isle games.

[Cecilia Peromi]

https://www.google.com/url?q=http://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DBBGZemN1was&sa=U&ved=0CAsQtwIwAGoVChMI4YLcpdG2yAIVw7yACh24JQOS&sig2=iwSCeIkVSC9Q7EMVr5gSvQ&usg=AFQjCNFGarphhOf8vkRqwEzdbJxJJTnkJw

The video says everything. My favorite video game speech of all time.

(And here's a question: how do you make it so the whole video is in the post? Not just its link?)

[Drakeyboy]

"Ok."
 -Rammus from league of legends when he does anything.

[Arcizo]

"They played us like a damn fiddle!"
-MGS V: The Phantom Pain

[Cecilia Peromi]

"Maria, this is what you wanted right? This was the promise I made to you..."-Shadow : Sonic Adventure 2 (Battle)

[SirSteel]

From Thief 2: The Metal age

Guard 1: And I'm telling you that the only stench heartier than your rotting burrick of a master, is the liquor on his fetid breath. If he comes near Lady van Vernon again, we'll boil his knackers.
Guard 2: Oh, ho! Mighty fine words coming from a knock-kneed, inbred pageboy such as yourself. Our good master Willy wouldn't be caught near that frumpy little trollop unless he were holding her back at the end of a halberd.
Guard 1: (shocked gasp) How dare you defile the name of someone so good and virtuous as the Lady van Vernon. Our Lady is a saint among mortal women. An angel so pure the heavens couldn't hold her.
Guard 2: (scoffs) Hahaha! Your Lady? An angel?! You're lucky the dockside whorekeeps aren't bashing down her door for stealing their clientele. Why just last night, I saw her out back warming up the stable-boy.
Guard 1: Such slander will not be tolerated while we're on watch! You'd best run and rescue your helpless limp lord before he flounders in his own vomit, or wakes up naked in a hen coop. Scurry off, or you'll acquire some unnecessary ventilation!
Guard 2: Is that a threat, you shriveled old maid? You gonna prick us with your sewing needles? On this side of the street we shoot like soldiers, so don't make promises your arrows can't keep.
Guard 1: (voice cracks) YOU'VE GONE — you've gone too far this time, you camel-mannered, tunic-wearing mollycoddle! An arrow in the throat ought to shut you up!!
Guard 2: RAAAAAH! Have at thee!

[Naval]

"The burning you feel....It is shame." -heavy
 From Team Fortress 2.

[Halei-Helai]

"You will soon have your god, and you will make it with your own hands."


That one is from a minor character named Morpheus in Deus Ex (great game!). Sadly just the quote lacks the context of the conversation that led to it. That was probably one of my favorite moments in all of gaming. Very philosophical and thought-provoking.

[Naval]

(Cool.)


"Once apon a time, you died the end." Sniper... From Team Fortess 2.

[Wolxikin]

"If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me" Soldier - TF2

[Dagmar1177]

"An easy sentiment from one who is not sending them to die!" Artanis "from one who is being sent to die!" Kal-dalis


it's at 3:54 but feel free to watch the whole thing
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