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new poem about allergies
« on: September 16, 2007, 01:12:03 AM »
I'm making this poem up on the spot while my allergies are making me miserable.

"Can I Have My Benedryl Please?"

Sniffle, sniffle, sneeze, sneeze.
Can I have my Benedryl Please?
I've suffered enough from all these dust bunnies
and I don't need anymore honey

Sniffle, sniffle, sneeze, sneeze.
Can I have my Claritin Please?
The ragweed causes my eyes to water
because them days ain't gettin' any hotter.

Sniffle, sniffle, sneeze, sneeze.
Can I have my allergy shots please?
These animals are making my nose clog
And now there is a lot of smog

Sniffle, sniffle, sneeze, sneeze.
Can I have my Flonase please?
All these things causing my allergies to flare,
and now I really want to rip my stuffed up nose, watery and red eyes, swollen throat, and red, itchy skin off because I'm sick and tired of dealing with this thing EVERY SINGLE YEAR!!!!
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Re: new poem about allergies
« Reply #1 on: August 06, 2009, 09:44:14 PM »
awesome!

i feel your pain. And it stinks.
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Re: new poem about allergies
« Reply #2 on: August 06, 2009, 09:46:07 PM »
Nice use of medication in the poetry, and even though I never had allergies like that, I've went through all the symptoms.... and it is a pain  :'(
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Re: new poem about allergies
« Reply #3 on: August 06, 2009, 11:50:32 PM »
that was pretty good, especially since it was on the spot... thankfully, i'm allergy free!
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