*Dubaku starts cooking himself some bacon, then his phone rings* Hello? 
"Hey, you should totes come over." 
I can't right now, cooking bacon. 
"But I'm home alone." *said in a sing-song voice* 
*Dubaku's eyes widen in surprise, after much consideration, he rips the stove out to take it with him and continues cooking the bacon as he dashes out the door*