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Offline kalan

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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #90 on: May 03, 2015, 08:54:29 AM »
Im sorry and I apologizes are the same thing
unless your at a funeral
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #91 on: May 08, 2015, 03:47:56 AM »
Why did the Jew dig through an ashtray?

To look for his friend.
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #92 on: May 11, 2015, 03:14:49 AM »
What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?


An egg gets laid before it cracks.
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #93 on: May 11, 2015, 06:32:49 AM »
What did Arkansas?  What Tennessee.
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #94 on: May 12, 2015, 01:39:23 AM »
Quote from: Sigah on May 11, 2015, 06:32:49 AM
What did Arkansas?  What Tennessee.

Probably should have been the other way around, but I digress.

Honestly, I don't like people joking about the Holocaust. My great-grandfather was a victim of the Holocaust. He fell out of a watchtower in Auschwitz while in guard duty and broke his neck. God rest you Mathias Eichmann. You were the best damn officer in all the SS.
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #95 on: May 12, 2015, 08:37:00 PM »
HOW MANY LEMONS DOES IT TAKE TO DRILL A 3X3 INCH HOLE IN A SALMON IN 12 SECONDS?


WATERMELON


I tried.
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I think peanut butter is pretty cool.

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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #96 on: May 12, 2015, 08:53:39 PM »
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
-To get to the other slide.


Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in the mud and then cross the road again?
-Because she was a dirty double-crosser.


Why did the turkey cross the road?
-To prove he wasn't a chicken.


Why did th*shot*
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #97 on: May 14, 2015, 11:56:24 PM »
Quote from: Tybalt on May 12, 2015, 01:40:59 AM
......C-Crazy?... :o

Did I go too far?

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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #98 on: May 15, 2015, 12:07:12 AM »
I don't think so, it is your right to speak up if there's something you don't like.

What did Idaho? She hoed her Maryland XD
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #99 on: May 15, 2015, 12:55:37 AM »
Knock knock

Who's there?

Allah

Allah who?

Allahu Akbar!! *BOOM*
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #100 on: May 26, 2015, 05:50:01 AM »
Yknow, autocannibalists are so full of themselves.
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I think peanut butter is pretty cool.

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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #101 on: May 26, 2015, 12:54:26 PM »
In a locked room there is only a doctor, a mammoth and a hamburger. What did the doctor do with the mammoth?

I dunno, I wasn't in the room.
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #102 on: May 26, 2015, 01:49:43 PM »
What should you never say when hugging a stranger

Soon soon
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #103 on: May 28, 2015, 07:00:06 PM »
A horse walks into a bar. Ow
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #104 on: May 28, 2015, 07:09:45 PM »
This sentence doesn't exist
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