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Re: First World Rants
« Reply #765 on: August 08, 2015, 09:34:04 AM »
The pain in my left eye went away.
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Re: First World Rants
« Reply #766 on: August 09, 2015, 02:24:33 AM »
I put an ice cream sandwich in the freezer because it was melty. It's been five hours and it's still melty, like why? D:
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Re: First World Rants
« Reply #767 on: August 11, 2015, 01:07:25 AM »
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Re: First World Rants
« Reply #768 on: August 11, 2015, 04:36:29 AM »
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Re: First World Rants
« Reply #769 on: August 12, 2015, 12:34:39 AM »
Every time I make tacos I end up getting a weird blood-like aftertaste stuck in my mouth for hours after eating them.
I used to think it was because I messed up somehow when frying the meat, but now the same thing happened when I used soy-"meat"


I've been doubting my cooking for 9001 years because of some stoopid spice mix >->

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Re: First World Rants
« Reply #770 on: August 12, 2015, 12:38:53 AM »
Every time I make tacos I end up getting a weird blood-like aftertaste stuck in my mouth for hours after eating them.
I used to think it was because I messed up somehow when frying the meat, but now the same thing happened when I used soy-"meat"


I've been doubting my cooking for 9001 years because of some stoopid spice mix >->

that or it wasn't "soy" meat after all


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Re: First World Rants
« Reply #771 on: August 12, 2015, 09:43:28 AM »
I'm on my secforce duty as usual, but I got transferred to a different place.

I'M SO BORED OUT.
All I have to do here, is to sit, look and occasionally say 'Good morning' to people who work here.
I know it's the easiest money I will ever earn, but, come on, I can't stand it.

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Re: First World Rants
« Reply #772 on: August 13, 2015, 06:58:55 PM »
Android 5.0 is UGLY

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Re: First World Rants
« Reply #773 on: August 13, 2015, 08:43:40 PM »
Spent quite some time cleaning the kitchen and preparing some tasty food.
Migraines decided to crash the party and now I don't feel like eating anything.

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Re: First World Rants
« Reply #774 on: August 13, 2015, 10:04:28 PM »
My parents got me a new bed today. It's way too soft and I don't like it
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Re: First World Rants
« Reply #775 on: August 14, 2015, 04:59:27 AM »
My parents got me a new bed today. It's way too soft and I don't like it
You can send it to me

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Re: First World Rants
« Reply #776 on: August 14, 2015, 10:31:51 AM »
0BSCURE BANDS

Just because ya'll have jobs and none of you have time to make new music doesn't mean you can't make more music. >:( Get famous so people pay you or something.

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Re: First World Rants
« Reply #777 on: August 14, 2015, 01:33:31 PM »

0BSCURE BANDS

Just because ya'll have jobs and none of you have time to make new music doesn't mean you can't make more music. >:( Get famous so people pay you or something.
Man if it were that easy my friend Rory would be a **censor** rockstar right now. Alas it isn't so he isn't. One day though.


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Re: First World Rants
« Reply #778 on: August 14, 2015, 04:51:04 PM »
Do what it do pour the unreachable chips onto a paper towel. Gently of course or you'll get crumbs everywhere.
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Re: First World Rants
« Reply #779 on: August 14, 2015, 06:20:31 PM »
My hair is completely goofy today :/

 

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