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Author Topic: First World Rants  (Read 54160 times)

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Re: First World Rants
« Reply #195 on: February 12, 2015, 02:51:04 PM »
I keep forgetting to watch the movie I need to watch for my Sociology in Film class.
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Re: First World Rants
« Reply #196 on: February 13, 2015, 10:44:32 AM »
I want to start working on a comic, but I just can't get myself to do it.

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Re: First World Rants
« Reply #197 on: February 14, 2015, 05:44:19 AM »
I'm farting a lot. Not sure why I feel the need to share this.
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Re: First World Rants
« Reply #198 on: February 14, 2015, 07:36:06 AM »
That's gross. Girls arent supposed to fart.



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Re: First World Rants
« Reply #199 on: February 14, 2015, 07:53:12 AM »
In that case males aren't either.


On another note, messed up the rice a bit. It was edible, but not perfect.

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Re: First World Rants
« Reply #200 on: February 14, 2015, 11:37:23 AM »
My left leg "fell asleep" really bad. It feels so weird! D:

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Re: First World Rants
« Reply #201 on: February 14, 2015, 11:37:48 AM »
Why are we talking about farting? o.O


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Re: First World Rants
« Reply #202 on: February 14, 2015, 12:26:09 PM »
I'll be going to NFC in about two weeks and before that I'll go visit a furry friend who's also going there.
Problem is that I have no idea how to safely get a suit head with me there, to NFC and back >->'
Part/most of the trip will be by train so it gets a bit tricky...

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Re: First World Rants
« Reply #203 on: February 14, 2015, 12:37:56 PM »
I'm farting a lot. Not sure why I feel the need to share this.


This is for all my ladies out there who have a problem with their gas...


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Re: First World Rants
« Reply #204 on: February 14, 2015, 08:40:49 PM »
My left leg "fell asleep" really bad. It feels so weird! D:
One morning I woke up after sleeping on my arm for a long time, and I literally could not feel it at all. I touched it, nothing. I tried to lift it, I couldn't. I picked it up and let go, and it feel simply to the bed. I got so scared, thinking that maybe I was gonna lose my arm. I was begging my arm to feel again. When it finally started tingling, I felt relief. Then I felt pain. Then I said "$#@! Oh @*$&! Oh mother$#&@#! Stop feeling things!"
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Re: First World Rants
« Reply #205 on: February 15, 2015, 02:47:41 AM »
rolf, i mean my fish are looking at me like i lost my mind rolf
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Re: First World Rants
« Reply #206 on: February 15, 2015, 03:19:59 AM »
rolf, i mean my fish are looking at me like i lost my mind rolf
Rolf, huh?

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Re: First World Rants
« Reply #207 on: February 15, 2015, 07:30:39 AM »
rolf, i mean my fish are looking at me like i lost my mind rolf
Rolf, huh?

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I was gonna make a joke about that, but you beat me to it. You win!

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Re: First World Rants
« Reply #208 on: February 16, 2015, 12:04:13 AM »
What cha trying to talk about?
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Re: First World Rants
« Reply #209 on: February 16, 2015, 11:23:19 AM »
Still haven't figured out how to get Muiri safely with me on the train >->'

 

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