Destroy-A-Wish

[Skael]

Granted, a reactor explodes


I wish I could travel to America in a finger slap

[kalan]

Granted but its inaccurate and you end up a long ways off from where you wanted to be

I wish I had the power of flight

[Skael]

Granted, but you have to pass through French administration before.

I wish I could travel and learn languages all my life an being paid for it...

[kalan]

Granted they are so strong they grow through your skull

I wish I had super hearing

[Skael]

Granted, but you can't hear anyone talking anymore


I wish not to have to make a wish

[kalan]

Granted the wish disapears and makes someone rich and powerfull

I wish I knew all the secrets of the world

[Skael]

Granted. Everyone wants you dead now...


I wish I lived in the USA

[kalan]

Granted you now suffer under the promise of capitalism

I wish I was in the swiss alps

[Gone forever]

Granted, you become giant and take a step over to get there. But now they're too small to enjoy.

I wish I had an army of rubber duckies that won't turn against me

[kalan]

granted but there rubber and melt easy

I wish I could run like the flash

[Gone forever]

Granted but your eyesight can't keep up and you constantly run into things at dangerously high speeds...

I wish for world peace!

[AlpineSandow]

Granted, happiness soon becomes infectious and the whole world is overrun by joyful zombies.

I wish to take back this wish.

[kalan]

Granted the wish comes flying back and smacks you in the face

I wish to know everything

[AlpineSandow]

Granted, since you know military plans, the CIA kills you.

I wish for transparency.

[kalan]

Granted you become invisible

I wish for superman to be real