Destroy-A-Wish

[Zarconite]

Granted, but its really badly made and breaks

I wish for a cube

[Cheza]

Granted, but the sides are all uneven.


I wish for a pony.

[Zarconite]

Granted, heres a plastic toy pony!

I wish for a full bottle of water

[Skael]

Granted, but it's full of nitrates [Welcome in Britanny ]


I wish I had a working teleportation device, under european norms.

[Silverknife]

Granted, but it's pin-locked. Good luck with that 10 digit code.

I wish I had lots of eggs.

[Skael]

Granted, you now have all the rotten Eggs of Earth ! Congratulation

I wish my teleportation device fit on my arm as a bracelet, like Leela's one in Futurama.

[Zarconite]

Granted but it needs to be constantly plugged in, and the cord is only 1m long

I wish for my joystick to start working again 

[Skael]

Granted, but the alimentation doesn't work anymore.

I wish my teleportation device had batteries plus all the things it had on my last post.

[Dax Declan]

Granted , but it furses to your skin and turns into a bomb.

I wish my house was warmer.

[Skael]

Granted, it's now as warm as the sun... Its surface of course


I wish nobody could destroy my wish with my teleport bracelet

[kalan]

Granted cause you dont have one

I wish I had a death ray

[Zarconite]

Granted, you now have a manta ray

I wish for bacon

[Skael]

Granted, it's rotten


I wish for three wishes

[Angder]

Granted

I wish for three wishes

I wish for three wishes

I wish for three wishes

I wish I was a giant spider!

[kalan]

Granted you are hunted by bug collectors

I wish I could watch the world burn