Destroy-A-Wish

[Zarconite]

Granted, but you can't have any!

I wish for my phone to have more battery life

[Kromas Ndorai]

Granted- But that doesn't mean it won't break *phone coincidentally falls to the floor, and catches fire*

I wish for wish I

[Gone forever]

Granted 111,111,111^2

I wish the next fur understood my joke

[Dr. Prower]

Granted, but they never tell you they get it

I wish I had a fennec fox.

[Skael]

Granted, but it always tries to bite you.

I wish Breton language were recognized worldwide.

[Dr. Prower]

Granted, its recognized as the worst language.

I wish I understood Spanish

[Zarconite]

Granted but you no longer understand english

I wish I had a better memory

[Grovygrunge]

Granted, you now have photographic memory and remember everything you see, hear, smell and touch perfectly, unfortunately this will probably drive you insane before too long.


I wish for a world without crime

[Angder]

Granted, everything that would be a crime is now legal.

I wish I had wings!

[Zarconite]

Granted, nobody knows the concept of crime and takes things as they believe they belong to themselves.
<ninja'd>
Granted, *Straps a pair of fairy wings to Angder*

I wish for the space age to hurry up!

[Dr. Prower]

Granted, we know everything about space, and astronomers lose their jobs.

I wish I was a girl

[Zarconite]

Granted, but now you want to become a male

I wish for a pizza

[Skael]

Grac’hnted, but there's a hole bottle of chilli sauce on it.


I wish I wasn't me

[kalan]

Granted you're now Rush Limbaugh (oh god thats evil)

I wish i could fly

[Zarconite]

Granted but you can no longer walk

I wish for some foods