I remember me and my friends Alex and Austin taped Austin to a door with duct tape. Now, Alex's mom didn't know that, and she slams the door open, ramming Austin into the wall. She asked, "what are you guys doing?!?"
Alex looked at her as I tried desperately not to laugh, "playing Xbox."
She believed it and then closes the door. By that time Austin had started coming loose and we got him down. He had a bruise on his forehead and nose for a week.
Another time, Me, Alex, and my friends Dane, and Darrin decided to troll in the mall. By my dumb idea, I told Alex to pick up Dane by the shoulders, and I get his feet with one arm. We walked into the shoe store, propped Dane's feet up, and I said, "excuse me, when I bought these, I hadn't expected someone else to be wearing them, may I get a refund?"
The cashier laughed and looked at me and said "we don't sell those here."
I said they did and said I had the receipt. After saying the same thing, I said , "fine, I'll just go home and get the crowbar."
