One Sentence Dreams

[Grey]

My brother shaved my head so I went on an adventure (that somehow involved the untimely death of many mangoes) to get my revenge.

[aperson1]

I went back to school but I was in 4th grade again, my teacher was younger than me, and our classroom was a public bathroom.

wtf brain.

[Peanut B. Rawket]

I had a dream i accidentally super glued my feet to my face and no one could get it off.

[HyenaKing]

Numbera, so large and clmplex, folding, onfinite, life.

[<.< No one >.>]

Some guy that looked like scout from tf2 jumped on my chest and shouted "Ding Dong! Betta check yo dingaling cause yo homie blast that shit off with yo own gizulu" then I woke up to the sound of the door bell.

[Ryan Naismith]

-snip- our classroom was a public bathroom.

wtf brain.

But it's pretty true, though. At least for americans.


Keeping on topic,  This guy told me to run, but in a non-threatening way. I ran for a bit, but decided to hide behind some hedges, but got found anyways. He then proceeded to train me for some miitary organization bcause I was deemed good enough.

[Trixsie Vixen]

I was part of some secret organisation with offices in a bunker and dim lighting and guards had to escort me everywhere but kept poking me with their bayonets.  When I woke up I'd fallen asleep on top of my phone.

[HyenaKing]

I was in my furry form, along with everyone else I knew, We were being massacared and were fighting back.

[aperson1]

I was in my furry form, along with everyone else I knew, We were being massacared and were fighting back.

was I there?

[HyenaKing]

Yessir..
I had a dream where everyone was 5 and playing recorders, aswell.

[MaskaTheOtter]

All night last night the 'Rose of Alabama' was playing in my head....

[MrRazot]

I dreamt I was part of a ship wreck but they dust want to save me unless I made then a cappuccino before we left.

[Kozy]

Met a fellow fox and played about beside a sandy pond in a beautiful forest until the stars came out and the sun rose ^^

[alpha wolf]

I dreamt I was trying to sell someone a car but it wasn't a car.

[The Past]

A collection of Elder Scrolls-esque dreams that I remember (those games have been my life lately):

I was an archery-savvy member of a group of children during an apocalyptic winter, living in a massive bandit-filled tower, constantly hiding and sneaking and stealing from their food supply.

I was my Skyrim Altmer/Dunmer character, sneak-attacked an old woman for the Dark Brotherhood, then got attacked by wolves on my way to the next contract.

I was a male bosmer shooting arrows at (Oblivion-era) Imperial guards for whatever reason. I had a similar dream again, still as a male bosmer.