I served in WWIII
I was dragged to hell as my family watched and there was a psychotic laughter
Zombie apocalypse, but my biggest problem was finding a toilet... (Yeah...)
My sister served as a marine as I was attached to her platoon as the medic and she blew stuff up (really funny actually)
I dreamed I was playing battlefield 4. (I don't know why.)
I was the last living human as bodies lay in the streets.
I was having a boxing match with an alligator (WHY?!?)
And lastly, I was driving an atv for no reason. None.