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Super Ancient Curse Attack of Whatever
« on: October 05, 2012, 05:09:01 PM »
Basically, post anything that sounds like it could be some sort of ancient mystical technique. As the topic name suggests, parody is allowed with this as well.
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Re: Super Ancient Curse Attack of Whatever
« Reply #1 on: October 05, 2012, 05:14:44 PM »
Perhaps... a sample would help o.o?
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Re: Super Ancient Curse Attack of Whatever
« Reply #2 on: October 05, 2012, 05:15:55 PM »
He whosoever posts within this thread shall have their pants set on fire and their pancreas shall explode!


Something like that?
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Re: Super Ancient Curse Attack of Whatever
« Reply #3 on: October 05, 2012, 05:17:42 PM »
More along the lines of

"Visit by the swift wings of death!".
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Re: Super Ancient Curse Attack of Whatever
« Reply #4 on: October 05, 2012, 05:18:49 PM »
But that's a real ancient curse! Thought you said that silliness was encouraged?

Why not "And ants shall tap dance on your grave?"
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Re: Super Ancient Curse Attack of Whatever
« Reply #5 on: October 05, 2012, 05:57:41 PM »
idk...


The curse of the Pharaoh's giant marshmallow demon be upon you!
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Re: Super Ancient Curse Attack of Whatever
« Reply #6 on: October 05, 2012, 06:32:03 PM »
"Join the land of oblivion and goats!"
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Re: Super Ancient Curse Attack of Whatever
« Reply #7 on: October 05, 2012, 07:14:10 PM »
May Ra's manly chest hair forever poison your coffee
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Re: Super Ancient Curse Attack of Whatever
« Reply #8 on: October 05, 2012, 07:16:48 PM »
"Perish before the great mousetache!"
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Re: Super Ancient Curse Attack of Whatever
« Reply #9 on: October 05, 2012, 07:24:48 PM »
"Tremble before my army of calamitous Dwarf Hamsters!"
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Re: Super Ancient Curse Attack of Whatever
« Reply #10 on: October 05, 2012, 07:25:47 PM »
By Isis may your milk forever be sour
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Re: Super Ancient Curse Attack of Whatever
« Reply #11 on: October 05, 2012, 07:26:51 PM »
"Groundbreaking tidal wave of adorableness!"
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Re: Super Ancient Curse Attack of Whatever
« Reply #12 on: October 05, 2012, 07:30:48 PM »
"I set upon you like bacon grease in a fat drain!"
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Re: Super Ancient Curse Attack of Whatever
« Reply #13 on: October 05, 2012, 07:32:22 PM »
"May your steak always be overcooked!"
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Re: Super Ancient Curse Attack of Whatever
« Reply #14 on: October 05, 2012, 07:40:11 PM »
"Your milkshakes are forsaken, and the boys shall hastily abscond from your yard for all time!"
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