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Re: Ask and Answer
« Reply #5100 on: January 15, 2014, 09:11:57 PM »
The egg, but it wasn't a chicken egg.

What is big and red and eats rocks?
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Re: Ask and Answer
« Reply #5101 on: January 15, 2014, 09:14:00 PM »
My brother when he's in a rage. After I shoved a sock in his gob. XP


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People make omellettes with butter? Ew!

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Re: Ask and Answer
« Reply #5102 on: January 15, 2014, 09:15:48 PM »
Because of the World Wide Spider


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Re: Ask and Answer
« Reply #5103 on: January 15, 2014, 09:19:03 PM »
Because life.


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Re: Ask and Answer
« Reply #5104 on: January 15, 2014, 09:44:49 PM »
Maybe It was a side effect of one of my spells :P
Do you like cookies  ^_^
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Re: Ask and Answer
« Reply #5105 on: January 15, 2014, 09:45:51 PM »
Yes, cookies are neat!


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Re: Ask and Answer
« Reply #5106 on: January 15, 2014, 10:46:01 PM »
Because they like it!




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Re: Ask and Answer
« Reply #5107 on: January 15, 2014, 10:47:09 PM »
BECAUSE its fluffeh!






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Re: Ask and Answer
« Reply #5108 on: January 16, 2014, 12:06:18 PM »
Baked beans


Why does Futurama get cancelled so much?
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Re: Ask and Answer
« Reply #5109 on: January 16, 2014, 02:35:41 PM »
Everyone knows Futarama is so epic that it has to be canceled.


Why do I feel the need to spend so much on my computer?   :?
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Re: Ask and Answer
« Reply #5110 on: January 16, 2014, 03:04:20 PM »
Because you find me irresistible  ;)




Why aren't you eating lunch?
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Re: Ask and Answer
« Reply #5111 on: January 16, 2014, 03:07:05 PM »
Lunch isn't for a little bit, but soon I suppose.


Why do you never sleep?  :D
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Re: Ask and Answer
« Reply #5112 on: January 16, 2014, 03:09:53 PM »
I work night shift and have twin cubs.


Sleep is dead to me.


Why does the coffee run out so quickly?
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Re: Ask and Answer
« Reply #5113 on: January 16, 2014, 03:11:20 PM »
Why is the rum always gone?  Same answer :D (just answered your question with a question, you can't handle this swag)


Why do my teachers keep assigning homework, when it is exam week?
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Re: Ask and Answer
« Reply #5114 on: January 16, 2014, 03:33:56 PM »
ROFL


Because they can't draw up a timetable or read a calendar!


Why are there so many Muppets specials and movies about Christmas?


(Seriously there's like 11!)
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