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Offline lyzer

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Re: Ask and Answer
« Reply #4305 on: December 03, 2013, 05:40:07 AM »
I'm sure it started out as a farmer and a cow go into a barn...

Do you know the rest?
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Re: Ask and Answer
« Reply #4306 on: December 03, 2013, 05:46:59 AM »
The cow asks, "Did you have 5 dollars you can loan me?"

Farmer Brown replies, "Sorry Cow; I'm udderly broke."

Do puns irritate you?
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Re: Ask and Answer
« Reply #4307 on: December 03, 2013, 02:33:26 PM »
I don't like chemistry puns because they make you sound like a boron

Do you want to hear a joke about Oxygen and Potassium?
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Re: Ask and Answer
« Reply #4308 on: December 03, 2013, 06:43:57 PM »
Yes I do.


What is the joke about Oxygen and Potassium?
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Re: Ask and Answer
« Reply #4309 on: December 03, 2013, 11:45:05 PM »
Not gonna waste my breath; it's just "ok"

On with the jokes?
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Re: Ask and Answer
« Reply #4310 on: December 04, 2013, 12:13:26 AM »
Yes let the jokes roll

Have you heard what happens when a clock is hungry?
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Re: Ask and Answer
« Reply #4311 on: December 04, 2013, 04:42:01 AM »
No, what happens?


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Re: Ask and Answer
« Reply #4312 on: December 04, 2013, 02:49:02 PM »
She pops? XD

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Re: Ask and Answer
« Reply #4313 on: December 04, 2013, 06:43:47 PM »
That's not a question!

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Re: Ask and Answer
« Reply #4314 on: December 05, 2013, 12:26:57 AM »
why the long face


did you hear that oxygen and magnesium are dating
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Re: Ask and Answer
« Reply #4315 on: December 05, 2013, 12:34:38 AM »
OMg


Why did the prosecutor go swimming?
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Re: Ask and Answer
« Reply #4316 on: December 05, 2013, 12:45:14 AM »
The local mob boss wanted him to sleep with the fishes.

Why would someone end this series of puns?
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Re: Ask and Answer
« Reply #4317 on: December 05, 2013, 12:47:19 AM »
Maybe because they don't like jokes :3???

What did the wolgon say to the fur???
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Re: Ask and Answer
« Reply #4318 on: December 05, 2013, 12:54:26 AM »
Floof.

What did you expect?
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Re: Ask and Answer
« Reply #4319 on: December 05, 2013, 12:58:43 AM »
Don't know. Don't know very many wolgons, and the one I do know I don't know well enough XD

Aren't friends great :3?
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