Woke up to go to the bathroom, went to the trashbin under the sink in the kitchen. Realized what I was about to do, then went to the correct location. Still have no idea why I thought that was the place to go.
Have you ever used Netflix and for whatever reason decided to end your membership, looking at the final question about what your alternative means of media viewing will be. And wondered who in their right mind would choose the given "Piracy" option?