The Person Above You game

[MrRazot]

^may not realise i have dream cake 

[anoni]

^May not realize that one cannot eat a dream cake

[Kaitlynn]

^Does not realize the cake is a lie.

[anoni]

^Has failed to notice I already mentioned that, but in more sophisticated language

[Kaitlynn]

^Has an overly sophisticated language that I fail to sense.

[anoni]

^Is a female, though... I may be wrong

[MrRazot]

^has stated what could be the obvious?
<realises this is the internet

[anoni]

^Does not realize that everyone but him on the internet are actually spam bots

Hey Razot, want to try out this new conditioner I found? 

[MrRazot]

^has offered me conditioner
well then 
what are the conditions
OHH YEAHHHHHHHHHH

[anoni]

^Wants to know the conditions of the conditioner, but can't handle the conditioning conditions of conditioning conditioners.

[MrRazot]

^should lather, rinse and repeat
 

[anoni]

^Should
BEGIN
REPEAT
  Lather
  Rinse
UNTIL Hair is clean
END

[MrRazot]

^should be jealous as i have bacon   

[anoni]

^Should be jealous because I have kit kats

[MrRazot]

^wins
<is jealous