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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #90 on: July 05, 2012, 05:09:08 PM »
i can play guitar
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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #91 on: July 08, 2012, 03:21:55 AM »
^we have a winner  :P



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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #92 on: July 08, 2012, 10:00:45 AM »
Oh are you okay? because it must have hurt when you fell from heaven...
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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #93 on: July 08, 2012, 12:55:22 PM »
You must be an art brush, cause baby you are fine
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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #94 on: July 08, 2012, 05:23:47 PM »
Did you ever work at McDonnalds? because I'm lovin' it.
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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #95 on: July 08, 2012, 07:29:56 PM »
I'll pay you 50 bucks for a relationship.
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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #96 on: July 10, 2012, 04:27:56 AM »
So... would you care to go out and do something, kiss, get married, and live together forever and never apart?
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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #97 on: July 10, 2012, 08:58:01 PM »
"i've never seen you around here before..."
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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #98 on: July 11, 2012, 02:29:26 AM »
Lets act like we're in the Large Hadron Collider, smash ourselves together, and create a few particles...
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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #99 on: July 14, 2012, 02:09:24 PM »
Hey, you know sex is the best kind of exercise?
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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #100 on: July 14, 2012, 02:29:21 PM »
Boy enters bar, sees two girls who are speaking English.
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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #101 on: July 14, 2012, 03:18:00 PM »
Hi, my names Sodium, you must be water because baby you have me blazing!
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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #102 on: July 15, 2012, 02:48:23 AM »
Top 10 Transhumanist Pickup Lines
By: Rachel Haywire
Published: July 11, 2012


1. “Wanna come back to my place and start the new species?”

2. “I ordered some of my DNA and was wondering if you wanted to order yours too so you could blend it with mine.”

3. “Let’s upload our minds together naked.”

4. “Wanna get our bodies frozen together so we can be immortal like ice ice baby?”

5. “I bet you are quite the homo superior in bed.”

6. “I have never seen a human look this good. You must be one of those sex robots.”

7. “Is that an augmentation in your pants or are you just happy to see me?”

8. “Not to be crass but you have a fine looking cyborg ass.”

9. “You know what I think the Singularity is? You and me baby.”

10. “Wanna come into my VR simulation and taste my love?”


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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #103 on: July 21, 2012, 12:35:00 PM »
"We're like two entangled particles, no matter how far we are apart, we will always be together :)"

Wow I just made that one up XD
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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #104 on: July 26, 2012, 08:48:17 PM »

This one is good if someone is talking a load of crap


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