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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #45 on: May 14, 2012, 09:37:21 PM »
Sit on my lap and we'll talk about whatever comes up
If you know what I mean
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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #46 on: May 15, 2012, 04:49:42 AM »
Do you work at the kentucky fried chicken? because you're finger licking good
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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #47 on: May 15, 2012, 10:01:20 AM »
Me: Hey want to play the rape game
Girl: No
Me: That's the spirit!

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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #48 on: May 15, 2012, 03:16:58 PM »
Hi
(Works every time)
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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #49 on: May 15, 2012, 09:59:58 PM »
When I see a pretty good shaped guy, I always want to go to him and say: "Hey... You'd like to be my Taylor Lautner for tonight"
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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #50 on: May 15, 2012, 10:12:29 PM »
What do you get when you combine a length of rope, four rubber ducks, a can of peanut butter, two baseball bats and the entire musical works of Louis Armstrong? A night with me that you'll never forget.
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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #51 on: May 16, 2012, 03:52:15 AM »
Out of all the people I've seen...

...your about a 6
maybe 7 if your lucky

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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #52 on: May 16, 2012, 04:01:46 AM »
When I first saw you, I did those three things:


1- Dig a hole
2- Call it love
3- Fall in love
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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #53 on: June 07, 2012, 12:34:57 AM »
There are two things in existence that are infinite; the universe and my love for you. And I'm not so sure about the former.


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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #54 on: June 07, 2012, 07:27:18 AM »
I think that there isn't an infinite amount of possibilities for every moment because I cannot even imagine, or grasp, a moment where I am not with you, in love.
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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #55 on: June 07, 2012, 03:35:31 PM »
Just say "hello" in any foreign accent and your sorted :P
Indian works best.
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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #56 on: June 08, 2012, 04:02:12 PM »
Quote from: MrRazot on June 07, 2012, 03:35:31 PM
Just say "hello" in any foreign accent and your sorted :P
Indian works best.
hmm...
GUTAN TAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Pick up lines
« Reply #57 on: June 08, 2012, 04:32:47 PM »
Baby, you're like the F-22, you leave me breathless!

If you don't know the F-22 has a problem where it cuts of oxygen to the pilot which induces hypoxia.
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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #58 on: June 09, 2012, 01:03:37 AM »
Seeing you is like seeing the periodic table: I see a lot of elements that can bond with me.
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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #59 on: June 09, 2012, 10:41:41 AM »
Your like a cardiologist's drill, cause baby you tunnel to my heart
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