And let today be known, for 44 Spartans went up against the female forces, with strange reproductive abilities that allowed them to increase their number by one each time a male wrote a confusing statemint on their godlike machines. However, a female doing the same, could strike down our number by two, we require more men, to fight the female persian forces!
What am I on about? This whole thread is madness!
Madness? No, THIS IS SPARTA!