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Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
« Reply #60 on: April 13, 2012, 10:47:21 AM »
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Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
« Reply #61 on: April 13, 2012, 01:15:46 PM »
In a real zombie apocalypse, I would be screwed :P
Nope, no guns here.
I also am not in possession of a sword or weapon other than a cricket bat :P
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Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
« Reply #62 on: April 13, 2012, 01:31:21 PM »
Duh! Simple answer! LIGHTSABER+ME=ZOMBIE MASSACRE!!!!! XD
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Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
« Reply #63 on: April 13, 2012, 04:29:16 PM »
Yeah in a real zombie apocalypse I'd be screwed as well, in one of the most populated areas of a country that doesn't allow guns XD

That is, unless I was on my farm, in which case I could use my neighbours guns...
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Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
« Reply #64 on: April 13, 2012, 04:51:28 PM »
mind you, i do have a short african spear... though it is made entirely out of wood  and is entirely useless :P
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Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
« Reply #65 on: April 15, 2012, 07:52:02 AM »
um, funny enough, my friend lent me that zombie survival book so I have an idea on what to do.

Step one: switch too my skinny jeans and a long sleeved T-shirt.
Step two: grab my metal t-ball bat.
Step three: Quickly print off documents on basic survival (how to make weapons, crops, Australian stuff, etc)
Step three: Walk too the nearest gun shop (down the street)
Step four: Trade guns for information (don't care if it works or not)
Step five: Go to a hardware store
Step six: get a crowbar, some nails, maybe some pcp piping, 3 or 4 planks, a compass, and a bunch of other stuff, like a boiler,
dried food, a small generator, a torch that you wind up to power, and a radio that does that too.
Step seven: Go home
Step eight: fill any cups, bathtubs, buckets, bottles, bins even; with water while the water still works.
Step nine: break stairs and stay up stairs
step ten: entertain myself as much as I can with my family and maybe friends.
step eleven: pray to god that no crowd of zombies just magically appear.

that sort of stuff
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Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
« Reply #66 on: April 15, 2012, 08:03:41 AM »
they say the best melee weapon is a trench knife or a wakizashi
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Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
« Reply #67 on: April 15, 2012, 08:15:00 AM »
any type of short blade would do :3

I would think a machete would be best.
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Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
« Reply #68 on: April 15, 2012, 08:23:41 AM »
true
but a machete is more for hacking no?
mind you then that makes it more ideal as a tool and a weapon...
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Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
« Reply #69 on: April 15, 2012, 08:31:30 AM »
why thank you very much good sir :3
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