Author Topic: Destroy them all!!!!!!! (Read 26306 times)

MrRazot · « **Reply #375 on:** March 25, 2012, 08:50:23 AM »

*kills goblin sneaking up on lokyar*
still hate me?

Lokyar Brightmane · « **Reply #376 on:** March 25, 2012, 08:51:24 AM »

*inspects a goblin testicle*

These are troll testicles. Look. *Flames one and it melts.*

And yes, I saw that coming a mile off. I just wanted to give it hope; you know, and toy with it's emotions.

MrRazot · « **Reply #377 on:** March 25, 2012, 08:53:09 AM »

must be fun controlling a flame at 1200'C

Lokyar Brightmane · « **Reply #378 on:** March 25, 2012, 08:54:24 AM »

Immensely. You should see what it does to a true goblin testicle. That choirboy I created. *smiles dreamily.*

MrRazot · « **Reply #379 on:** March 25, 2012, 08:57:19 AM »

rofl

perhaps we should organize a goblin choir

*whacks a sledge hammer into the testes of a random goblin*

Lokyar Brightmane · « **Reply #380 on:** March 25, 2012, 09:01:09 AM »

*points three toes off a paw; off each a string of 1200^oC flame erupts and totally obliterates a goblin's testes in a way too horrible to describe.*

MrRazot · « **Reply #381 on:** March 25, 2012, 09:06:49 AM »

lol

is this a challenge?

*runs around with a second sledge hammer, smashing goblins testes*

Lokyar Brightmane · « **Reply #382 on:** March 25, 2012, 09:09:23 AM »

Ok, you want skills?

*balances on one leg and extends the other three in the same way as before; the flame shoots out and the 9 goblins scream in chorus.*

Beat that.

MrRazot · « **Reply #383 on:** March 25, 2012, 09:12:47 AM »

hmm...

*spins on head, flinging sledgehammers with hands and feet, each sledgehammer hitting home, taking about 20 goblins*

Lokyar Brightmane · « **Reply #384 on:** March 25, 2012, 09:15:41 AM »

How did you carry all of them????

Fine.

*Lokyar's fur stands on end. Tongues of fire writhe from the tip of every strand before lunging out and hitting a goblin in the nuts at 1200 degrees. That is a lot of goblins; and they all scream in a symphony of agony.*

MrRazot · « **Reply #385 on:** March 25, 2012, 09:17:47 AM »

*turn into giant sledgehammer and hurls self at goblin homeland, ending the war*
lol not really

but damn i think you win

Lokyar Brightmane · « **Reply #386 on:** March 25, 2012, 09:20:04 AM »

Kind of hard not to with a skill like that. Pity once they recover they will either join a choir or exact painful revenge. Do you really think the goblin choir has room for them all?

MrRazot · « **Reply #387 on:** March 25, 2012, 09:21:04 AM »

as long as they can sing santa mariea there is space

Lokyar Brightmane · « **Reply #388 on:** March 25, 2012, 09:23:44 AM »

If they couldn't before, they certainly can now!

MrRazot · « **Reply #389 on:** March 29, 2012, 03:18:38 PM »

*arranges goblin choir*
lol
*shrieks and sequels are all to be heard*
i'm over it

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