Destroy them all!!!!!!!

[anoni]

*on random computer*

Wikipedia says this

A flan is a tart, a type of pie, with a base of shortcrust pastry. An example is a quiche. In both savoury and sweet flans the filling tends to be based on a thick custard. However there are some types of flans not based on custard, such as the bakewell tart. The British savoury flans may have diverged from the sweeter Spanish flans in the Middle Ages.

Why did you have to destroy the giant flan rice

[rice243]

IT TRIED TO EAT ME! *eats the crushed flan*

[Shadis]

*Watches idoly from the sidelines* 

[rice243]

*whistles and his dragon lands beside him...i climb on him...we fly around and fry  goblins*

[anoni]

*still eating crushed flin*

Man, we have enough food to last us days

*cuts off goblins head with sword*

[rice243]

*cooks the flan* yep

[anoni]

*on fire*

AHH, I was in the flan! HELP HELP! FIRE EXTINGUISHER OR SOMETHING!

[rice243]

*drops a bucket of melted flan on anoni* oops sorry didnt know you were in there

[anoni]

*covered in flan*

it's ok, well... at least I'm not covered in goblin blood!

[rice243]

well that means you havent been fighting eghough *makes his dragon eat a goblin*

[anoni]

I haz guns, and I destroyed a mountain *runs to troll and stabs him in the big toe*

And I keep hitting things big toes for some reason

[rice243]

*crushs the troll with a titian leg* i keep crushing things with my titian legs

[anoni]

That things not sanitary!

*Kills troll with freshly cleaned sword*

[rice243]

it does the job just as well as a clean sword *crushes a whole troop of goblins*

[anoni]

Yes but look, it's rotting, it's gonna fall apart any second, while my clean sword will not!

*hits a troll whose wearing diamond armour, and the sword snaps*

...well that's awkward