Author Topic: Things that will get you slapped (Read 10710 times)

kivabunny · « **Reply #225 on:** May 30, 2012, 05:19:34 PM »

-walks up to random girl- make me a sammich!
*slap!*

Oxvy · « **Reply #226 on:** May 30, 2012, 08:15:08 PM »

Taps girl on shoulder *unzips*

*slap* (though probably nutshot if you actualy do this.).

MrRazot · « **Reply #227 on:** May 30, 2012, 08:27:08 PM »

I've been following you for a very long time
(Wear sunglasses, beard and baseball cap for maximum effect)
*slap*

Khelan · « **Reply #228 on:** May 31, 2012, 05:08:36 PM »

using the term "Munneh", atleast when around me

MrRazot · « **Reply #229 on:** May 31, 2012, 05:12:55 PM »

I think you have to stop following me now...
*slap*

anoni · « **Reply #230 on:** June 02, 2012, 05:43:59 PM »

You're one ugly mother humper
*SLAP*

kivabunny · « **Reply #231 on:** June 15, 2012, 05:12:58 PM »

whistling at a guy with long hair and a feminine face
*SLAP*

anoni · « **Reply #232 on:** June 16, 2012, 04:52:15 PM »

Me: You are everything to me!
Guy: awwwww that's sweet
Me: Including violence, wars, plagues, famine...
*SLAP*

kivabunny · « **Reply #233 on:** June 21, 2012, 04:56:43 PM »

*slaps a mod*
mod: what was that for?!
me: i don't know.....you have a very slapable face....
mod:um....ok
*gets slapped by the mod*

Beatnory · « **Reply #234 on:** June 21, 2012, 04:57:51 PM »

slap myself when I did something wrong again.

kivabunny · « **Reply #235 on:** June 21, 2012, 05:01:27 PM »

don't slap yourself.....thats my job!!!
*slaps u*
*gets a return slap*

Beatnory · « **Reply #236 on:** June 21, 2012, 05:04:13 PM »

*sob sob*
it hurts

The Past · « **Reply #237 on:** June 21, 2012, 10:07:28 PM »

"*spills water down shirt* Aah!"
"Hehe... Hot."
*SLAP*

Bayzan · « **Reply #238 on:** June 26, 2012, 10:24:47 PM »

Kid: You treat me like a mushroom!
Mom: And how is that?
Kid: Well you keep me in the dark and feed me crap!
Mom:*SLAPS!*

MrRazot · « **Reply #239 on:** June 27, 2012, 09:38:44 AM »

you're a woman ?!?!
*slap*

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